Epic Fail Confessions From The First Time People Got Drunk

#1 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Spongebob actually lives in a pineapple because it fell off a passing ship.

#2 Talking to yourself helps your focus and regulates your decision-making ability and controls your responses to your emotions and creativity.

#3 The most commonly broken bones caused by trampoline accidents are in the forearm, the ulna and radius.

#4 I wonder if she got a gold metal, like Kerri Strug?

#5 Addiction is due 50 percent to genetic predisposition and 50 percent to poor coping skills. You learned from her.

#6 At least you didn't try to pet the tiger like Jacqueline Eide. Her left hand won't be the same.

#7 Alcohol was on of the earliest pain relivers.

#8 Drinking until you black out can cause brain damage.

#9 .... and poor decision making skills....

#10 Denny's is the go to for hangovers.

#11 Mythbusters confirmed that you can actually suspend a car with duct tape.

#12 It happens.

#13 A cold shower to start the day!

#14 And his name was John.

#15 That's just hot.

#16 WOW! Only a true friend would embarrass you like that.

#17 I don't think most people realize that reference if they weren't born in the 80's.

#18 But the cell did appreciate that you loved it enough to let it go.

#19 That had to sting.