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F-ing Great Gifts For Your Best Friend Who Loves Swearing

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 8th December 2015

We all have that friend that swears way to much. Even when they don’t have to, they do it just for fun. Well here are the perfect holiday gifts made just for THAT person.

#1 She swears, is gaining weight, and stinks.. give her a hint with this bar soap that says just what she is thinking about working out.

#2 For that friend who still uses pencils... and they're #2 pencils.

#3 You must know a bad assed bitch who deserves this 'any scent' candle. You choose what shitty scent.

#4 A makeup bag for those who always put all kinds of shit on their face. Make sure you specify that it's the face that's shit.

#5 Get wasted AF with this inspirational wine glass. Heck, join in yourself.

#6 Give the classiest bitch you know this wire ring. It's great for any occasion, like church functions.

#7 That perfect lunch bag for your classy working pal. All it needs is the "and die" words written on the backside.

#8 That swearing sonofabeach will look marvelous in this necklace with the most important message ever.

#9 For that swearing pal who just needs a freakin' cup of coffee!

#10 Having the mouth of a sailor doesn’t mean you don’t have fucking manners.

#11 Cute note pads made just for that BFF who has a shitty memory. Maybe now she'll remember to arrive for lunch.

#12 Pardon my French!

#13 Keep that bitch’s good vibes going by simply wishing a Freaking Merry Xmas!

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F-ing Great Gifts For Your Best Friend Who Loves Swearing

#1 She swears, is gaining weight, and stinks.. give her a hint with this bar soap that says just what she is thinking about working out.

#2 For that friend who still uses pencils... and they're #2 pencils.

#3 You must know a bad assed bitch who deserves this 'any scent' candle. You choose what shitty scent.

#4 A makeup bag for those who always put all kinds of shit on their face. Make sure you specify that it's the face that's shit.

#5 Get wasted AF with this inspirational wine glass. Heck, join in yourself.

#6 Give the classiest bitch you know this wire ring. It's great for any occasion, like church functions.

#7 That perfect lunch bag for your classy working pal. All it needs is the "and die" words written on the backside.

#8 That swearing sonofabeach will look marvelous in this necklace with the most important message ever.

#9 For that swearing pal who just needs a freakin' cup of coffee!

#10 Having the mouth of a sailor doesn’t mean you don’t have fucking manners.

#11 Cute note pads made just for that BFF who has a shitty memory. Maybe now she'll remember to arrive for lunch.

#12 Pardon my French!

#13 Keep that bitch’s good vibes going by simply wishing a Freaking Merry Xmas!