Sometimes you can get caught off guard when it comes to dating. You think you have a perfect woman then it turns out she is really just a hoe in disguise. If you pay attention to These red flags before you take a woman out you will be well upon the path to avoiding a relationship that's doomed to fail.
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#1 If she wears leggings 5 or more a week.
Everyone wears leggings as pants these days. If she does it every day and insists on the see-through variety she’s definitely showing off for other people.
#2 If she constantly has to charge her phone.
There are only a few reasons that she could be using her phone enough to need charging that often and you won’t like any of those reasons. You might want to ask her who she is messaging.
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#3 If she got bug spray visible.
If she always has a can of Raid on standby, she is probably a nasty hoe with a house full of critters. You don't want that in your life.
#4 If she has snake bites.
If your girl has snake bites she might as well be wearing a bright sign that says "Look at me, I'm a hoe!" Time to move on my friend.
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#5 If she likes to shop at Forever 21.
If she shops at Forever 21 she ain't right for you bro. When she drags you in there it's just to drain your wallet on tacky ass hoe clothes.
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#6 If you have to ask yourself if she is a hoe.
Think about that for a minute. She has obviously done something that warrants you pondering if she might be a hoe. If you even have to think about it then obviously she is.
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#7 If she dresses like one.
If it's the middle of winter and she is wearing short shorts and a pair of uggs while saying it's not cold at all to her, there is a very good chance that she is a hoe bro.
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#8 If her snapchat score is too high.
Depending on how high she scores on the snapchat scale you can tell if she's a hoe or not. If her score is over 10,000 run away because she's a level 69 hoe.
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#9 If she drinks hard liquor straight from the bottle.
You don't gain those skills by accident. They are perfected over time by lots of hoeish activity.
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#10 If she gets her weed for free.
The weed man don't give nothing away for free so best believe that if he is giving her freebies she is giving him something in return.
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#11 If she has an "Only God can judge me" tattoo.
This is a clear sign of hoe behavior. She obviously believes that the only one who can judge her for her hoeish behavior is the man up stairs. You don't stand a chance.
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#12 If she looks like one.
If it looks like an apple, tastes like an apple and smells like an apple guess what. It's a damn apple. The same thing applies to hoes.
#13 If the "???" emoji is the first one in her history.
Don't ask about this one. Just trust the facts.
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#14 If she breathes.
Yeah, you read that right.
#15 Bruh, All women are hoes!
Okay, not really but if you pay attention to the first 12 facts on this list you will be able to avoid the women that are.
