Famous Men Who Love Talking About Their Ding-a-Ling

By Editorial Staff in Entertainment On 15th April 2016

Men seem to get more of a free pass when it comes to discussing anything remotely sexual, but it rarely makes headlines because it is just so typical. However, it does make headlines when these famous dudes talk about their penises. These celebs are not at all shy when it comes to talking about their own “members.”

#1 Enrique Iglesias – Needs Extra Small Condoms

He keeps reminding everyone, even in interviews that his penis is 'tiny'. Some suspect he is just saying that because he doesn't want to damage any expectations, but others think he has some sort of complex about the size of his member. When asked if he was going to be endorsing any products in the future Enrique Iglesias answered, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people you know, from experience. Hopefully, people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

#2 Howard Stern – Has One Of The Smallest In The World

It turns out that the guy who is so lewd and crude, and can't stop talking about sex and other people's bodies is that way because he has a lot to overcompensate for. His ding-a-ling is teeny tiny. In a Rolling Stone interview, Howard Stern was very straight forward when talking about his own genitals: "I think I might as well be upfront about it. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world." He has been known to frequently mention this fact on other talk shows and even while hosting on America's Got Talent.

#3 Colin Farrell – Too Big For A Nude Scene

He went for the totally nude costume in his film 'Alexander' and of course, was interviewed not about his great acting, but his penis and it's size. On one talk show, he was asked and decided to go off on a wild tangent about how the media has double standards because nobody would print his 'dick pics' but they print Kim Kardashians body daily. "I know the reason that it was cut out was that it just wasn't right. It was nothing, but that it's a beautiful, gentle moment and a f**king large c**k with huge balls, it is just f**king jarring." So we didn't see the movie (YET) but apparently is it's a pretty big thing... according to Colin.

#4 John Mayer – Worried About How Dark It Is

Pretty well-known fact by Hollywood reporters that John Mayer is an egotist. He brings up sex, and his genitalia in almost every interview he has ever done. He has reportedly been said to be 'hard to interview' because he won't stop talking about sexual topics in the middle of a serious interview. His latest rant left TMZ wondering if the performer was a racist or simply joking. Mayer has said, "I'm not worried about how small my penis is." I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks." MmmmKay....

#5 The Game – Too Big For Instagram

Rapper The Game made headlines when he posted a few Instagram pictures wearing super tight boxer briefs. Nothing was showing in the pics, but there was also not much left to the imagination. It was so obvious that the rapper was covering up a giant wiener. Instagram thought the pics were a bit too revealing and took them down, leaving The Game and his fans pretty upset. He began posting about his penis and is size all over social media, and when allowed he reposted the pictures. He even wrote a song called "Yo Daddy Just Wasn't Packin' So Genetically Your Life F**ked Up." Anyone want to call this game over?

#6 Kanye West – Too Large For A Photo

Just like every member of his new family, the Kardashians, Kanye had some nudes 'leaked' to the web. Now everyone knows that Kanye is very cocky in terms of his attitude, but now people are saying that he is cocky in other ways as well. Most celebs would have been angry if they had personal nude pictures stolen and posted online, but Kanye was very upset... that his penis was cut off in the cropping or was not in the frame! He said, "You can't imagine how disappointed I was that got cut off." For the record, Kanye appears to be the only one who is upset that his penis didn't fir in the picture.

#7 Donald Trump – Guarantees No Problems

Everything Donald Trump says and does lately makes national headlines, and it's no wonder that the media picked up on the argument on whether or not 'The Donald' had a small penis or not after candidate Marco Rubio commented that he may not be man enough because his hands were too small, eluding to his winky dink. Trump immediately hit back when he said, "Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands âÂ€Â˜if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." He gave the same speech for 3 months assuring the public that he did in fact, have a big penis. In other words, "It's Yuge!"

#8 Arnold Schwarzenegger – Same Size As Everyone Else

Accused of having a tiny unit for years because, well, bodybuilders look disproportional, Arnold was always open to discuss the size of his penis. The bodybuilder was talking about people's curiosity about his nether region to a health magazine and the interviewer asked if his penis was disproportional to the rest of his body and Arnold had a lot to say about it: "Well, that depends on what you mean by disproportionate. The [penis] isn't a muscle, so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure. Women have told me they're curious about its sizeyou know, outgoing chicks who're just trying to be outrageous or horny. I hear all kind of lines, including âÂ€Â˜Oh, you're hurting me; you're so big.' But it means nothing. Bodybuilders' [penises] are the same size as everyone else's." So is he too big, too small or just like everyone else? That whole rant was both awkward and confusing.

#9 Ben Affleck – Looks Better In 3-D

Ben Affleck's penis made a cameo appearance in his movie 'Gone Girl' during a shower scene. The 'thing' was only on screen for about 20 seconds or less but people are still talking about it. However, Ben was not impressed by the performance much. He told Rolling Stone that "The penis is in there! It costs extra. It's IMAX penis! You've gotta pay fifteen bucks to see it in 3-D. It looks better in 3-D. You should know it was very cold. It was a very cold set. It was freezing. It was sub zero."

#10 Channing Tatum – Recovered From Burn

While on a freezing cold movie set, Channing Tatum got in a weird accident getting some boiling hot water on his crotch area. And it was not a minor incident. Apparently it just "kept burning for 20 or 30 minutes" and he was taken away in an ambulance. Tatum said, "I didn't have skin on my penis. It oddly didn't scar. It's a resilient place down there. It healed pretty quick." After is healed, Channing has not kept it under bandages. He goes nude at almost every chance he gets and loves talking about his ding-a-ling to anyone who will listen. And people really seem to want to listen!

#11 Tommy Lee – The Stuff of Legends

Maybe a little too old school, but it no secret that Tommy Lee has a huge penis. Some say it's legendary. He and Pamela Anderson had a "leaked" sex tape way before any ever thought of doing it for a publicity stunt. His sex tape with Pamela Anderson put his member on the map and it has been iconic ever since. But Tommy says he never knew his penis was bigger than most men's until he started having sex with celebrities. After being told by many that he was huge, he figured that he must be pretty big if all these women are telling him so. He hasn't stopped reminding the public ever since.

#12 Justin Bieber – Not As Bad As He Thought

The paparazzi somehow got a photo of his penis from far away and everyone was impressed, especially since it wasn't even excited in the pic. The photos have not stopped circulating and people have not stopped talking about the Bieb's penis. Since the leak of the pictures, he has made numerous attempts to get himself casually photographed semi-nude or wearing nothing but socks! During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Justin said, "The first thing I saw was the censored one and it had, like, the black thing over it. And I was like, âÂ€Â˜Oh, my goodness, I don't know what this is gonna look like,' and then it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be It wasn't as terrible." That kid's going places.

#13 Ryan Reynolds – It Looks Great Thanks To Makeup

No matter your sexual preference, you cannot deny that Ryan Reynolds is pretty much a perfect specimen when it comes to humans. The man is incredibly good looking: hair, face, and body on point. So what about one of the most crucial body parts? Well, if you were one of the few people who didn't see his movie Deadpool, you definitely missed out because not only is it a good movie, but you also get to see his penis. Since the release of the film he has been interviewed a zillion times, and almost every interviewer asks him about his package. Long a source for photoshopping, Ryan has a slew of images online at the ready of his naked body in all sorts of positions and shapes and sizes, but they are all fake. A Google search for him nude will give you unimaginable results but the actor says he wishes he was actually as big as his fans thought he was. In fact, he gives all the credit for the actual appearance of his penis to his make-up artist when he said, "He's a genius and he made my penis look perfect. I'm very grateful." Talk about modesty.

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