In no way are we saying that women have it easier when it comes to fashion struggles. With that being said, guys have their own particular struggles to deal with when it comes to clothing and style. You always hear about the bra, jeans, makeup and high heel struggles that women go through but you never hear about what men deal with. Today we are going to remedy that and share with you some struggles that all men can relate to. Enjoy.
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#1 Belts are not your friend.
Some men have very little hair on their stomachs. This works out well for them but other men are like hairy apes. For those men, belts can be like someone trying to jerk your hair out of your head.. err stomach. There is also the making sure it's tight enough to keep your pants up but not so tight as the cut off circulation. It's a thin line.
#2 Socks aren't either.
Men generally have a sucky sock collection. There is black, white, gray hell even plaid. No really cool designs or patterns and when they do actually make nifty socks with designs they end up looking like these.
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#3 Wearing a watch sucks.
The average man has a hard time finding a watch that fits and if he does it's usually one of those metal stretch bands that rip every hair on your arm off. Then you also have to deal with the giant watch face. I'm sorry but even someone on the moon could see that giant watch.
#4 The underwear struggle.
Women look hot in the underwear made for them. Men just look blah. We have Boxers or tighty-whities (briefs). Sometimes we even have boxer-briefs. If you're bold they even have man thongs. None of these really look that appealing though.
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#5 The failure of hats.
Unless you are Johnny Depp you should never wear a fedora. End of discussion. Now for other hat styles, they look fine except the baldness that inevitably follows after wearing them long enough.
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#6 Men have online purchase fails as well.
Ladies, we feel your pain on this one. You order something online and get it home and it's nothing like what you thought you ordered. What a rip off.
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#7 Collar stays won't stay put.
for those who don't know, collar stays are the tiny plastic triangles that slide into the collar of fancy dress shirts. Without them, the shirt just doesn't pop. They also get lost easier than virginity at an orgy.
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#8 A nice suit can be a bitch.
A nice well-fitting suit is an amazing thing. That being said it comes at a terrible price. During the summer and really any time of the year you will sweat so much you would think you were doing a Richard Simmons fitness exercise. Those things are just giant heat traps that you are glad to escape from once you take it off.
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#9 The wonderful world of shorts.
Shorts are a real pain in the ass. If they are too short you look like a 1970's basketball player with your balls hanging out. If they are too long you might as well wear a pair of those pants that the skater kids wore back in the early 2000's.
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#10 Men's swimwear.
Mankinis are a thing and for most men, they shouldn't be. We really should just stick to swimming trunks. It's much less likely to result in indecent exposure charges.
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#11 Shoes make the man.
Sneakers, dress shoes, and boots. That's pretty much the only options we have. We can wear sandals or flip flops but we run the risk of looking overly "dad-ly" especially if we rock them with socks. Regardless of what you wear, Crocs should NEVER be considered an option.
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#12 No matter how much you spend, you will still look like a boring guy.
You can spend thousands of dollars but you will always look about the same. Since you are going to spend the majority of your life wearing some form of shirt and jeans or khakis you might as well just buy cheap or reasonably priced.
