Florida Inmate Gets Golden Shower From Fellow Detainee

#1

Cops were called to a Florida jail after a 70 year old inmate complained that he'd had a cup of urine thrown on him.

John Ryasko, who is being held at the Indian River County jail for trespassing and disorderly conduct, told the cops that Javerious A Yearby (now there's a name), 23, called him out of his cell by saying; "Hey, white nigga, come here."

As Ryasko approached, he says that Yearby threw a cup of liquid at him. When asked by the cop how he knew it was wee not water the septuagenarian said;

"I have had a golden shower before from a woman and it burned my eyes. That's how I know it's piss because it burned my eyes."

There is some logic to his argument.

#2

When questioned about the piss throwing, Yearby, who is behing held on numerous felony and misdemeanor charges, made a brief statement.

"Raysko asked me if he could have sex with him and I said no. That's all I have to say."

The cop had a good sniff of the little bit of fluid that was on the cell floor but couldn't determine conclusively what the liquid was (am loving the image of a cop trying to smell piss in a jail cell).

#3

But wait! What about the video surveillance designed to protect prisoners and guards alike I hear you ask, surely that would provide evidence of exactly what occurred? Would you believe the camera was broken so nothing was recorded!

Better get that thing fixed in case, oh I don't know, an inmate gets beaten to death or something.