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Funny But Spot On Job Interviews

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 12th November 2016

If you visit a crappy business, chances are you'll get the same crappy service every time you visit. You often ask yourself, 'How the hell did these people get these jobs". Some companies, even federal or social agencies, have such bad reputations that they may never live them down. It's what they are known for. For example, you're so used to McDonald's serving soggy fries that are ice cold that you expect it now. If they were served hot and fresh and like they used to be, you'd be in total shock.

#1 A Good Job For Those Friends Who Hashtag Everything

You probably are normal and don't hashtag every single thing or use emoticons in real life, but some people do, and they're are very weird. But they still manage to find work. These days all you need is a little experience with social media and #GotTheJob!

#2 All You Really Need To Work At Starbucks

If your handwriting is worse than a nearsighted old time country doctor who still makes house calls, you're hired! BTW new barista, my name is not spelled E-I-E-I-O!!

#3 There May Be A Place For You In Government Work If You Tend To Lose Things

The post office has long been known to lose track of anything important that you might be expecting. If you are one of those people that lose everything constantly they would hire you on in a heartbeat!

#4 Working At McDonald's Doesn't Take A Genius

Don't even tell the manager, a 21-year-old, that you have this vast amount of experience or even a college degree. It doesn't matter. Just let them know you are capable of screwing up the #3 and the $6 in several languages and you're hired. Ronald supports multi-cultures.

#5 Look At That Guy Over There. Now Look At Me. Who's More Qualified?

The Old Spice commercials make no sense whatsoever, but they are fun to watch. Perhaps the company needs a new advertising manager, but look at that guy over there...then look at yourself. Do you think you're qualified to write such gibberish? I don't think so.

#6 It Really Doesn't Take A Genius To Work At Google

Contrary to popular belief,You don't really need to be that smart at all. Just look at Google Maps. In fact, the computers and the internet do all the work for you now. There really isn't a person sitting there waiting to look up all of the answers to your questions, even the one about the longest penis in the world or how many licks it takes to finish a Tootsie Pop.

#7 If You Can Figure Out How To Build A Chair Based On Those Instructions

Then there may be a place for you in management at IKEA. They're known for having some of the worst instructions around but hey what do you want for cheap? Knowing how to put puzzles together guarantees you a job and you may make department supervisor if you speak Swedish at all.

#8 Samsung May Never Live This Down

Everyone has heard of the exploding phones that Samsung now makes. A bomb expert would be a welcome addition to their staff! Job creation idea...send all the terrorists to Samsung to work to keep them busy.

#9 Some Of The People Conducting The Interviews Are Odd

You no doubt have been to an interview before and thought "How the hell did this moron get this job? And why are they interviewing me for work?" The answer is simple, they love wasting time. Yours, theirs, and the companies. They can tell whether you're a fit for the job in just a few minutes by Googling your name and using your identification. But sing that song anyway!

#10 If You Have A Brilliant Idea On How To Coax Billions Of People To Replace Their Phones Every Year

Then you should apply at Apple! Apple is known for making crappy batteries for their phones and then when you have issues they want to sell you a new phone. It would seem to make sense to just make batter batteries but where is the money in that? Their company practices are the same as buying a new car to replace a flat tire.

#11 Based On Their Commercials, All You Need Is An Attitude To Work For L'Oreal

Go to that interview and show 'em what you've got! Tell them that you're hired, tell them that they need you, and for God's sake, tell them that you're worth it! Plus, it doesn't hurt if you're easy on the eyes. Everyone knows that cosmetics companies only hires gorgeous people.

#12 If You're Still Wondering How That Person Giving Such Terrible Service Got That Job

Take a minute to think about it. Nepotism. Here we have the reason that bad service is everywhere. Just try to figure out who they are related to and you'll have your answer! After all, it's not what you know, it's who you know!