Funny Lies People Have Told To Seem Cooler

By Teresa Thomerson in Confessions On 2nd June 2016
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#1 Nope. Everyone has a gag reflex.

However, you can suppress it by squeezing your left thumb!

#2 Pathological lying (also called pseudologia fantastica and mythomania) is a behavior of habitual or compulsive lying.

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#3 In the U.S., there was a time that condoms were available only by prescription.

At that time, doctors would prescribe them to men so that they didn't pick up an STD, but not to women so that they women wouldn't become promiscuous.

#4 Work it baby!

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#5 Yeah... that was dumb.

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#6 Better to seem like you're doing something interesting, huh?

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#7 That's not cool. Who cares if you don't drink!

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#8 I would lie about that too.

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#9 Humm... where you live seems to be a popular lie.

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#10 BLASPHEMY! No one can solve that thing!