You have to admit, our world is full of wild and crazy looking animals. We have things like octopus and emus which are pretty bizarre to look at if you ask me. It makes you wonder if there are drugs in heaven because God had to be high when making some of his greatest creations. Here is what Twitter had to say about it.
God Must Have Been High When He Was Making The World's Animals
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 26th April 2018
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Hippos
They forgot to add jaws of steel that could easily chop a man in half with little effort. We would not want one of these sneaking up on us while we were swimming.
Spiders
Eight legs are completely excessive, but there are zero fucks given by God at this point. The addition of butt rope was just funny.
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Mosquitoes
He seemed to get exactly what he was aiming for with mosquitoes. They really do make people slap themselves and spray chemicals all over themselves.
Alligators
It is all part of making sure those suckers can easily sneak up on anyone and anything. There is really no better description of an alligator than a log with legs and teeth.
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Emus
Emus are a bit more like a tumbleweed with legs, but this is close enough. It does make us wonder what God was thinking when he created the ostrich, though.
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Ducks
At the time that ducks were being created, God was getting tired of making shit. So, he just started throwing things together all willy-nilly.
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Bees
The angels were getting tired of God's shit when he was making all of these animals. Why would you put a needle on a fly's butt and make its puke delicious? Who does that?
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Chimpanzees
As if most ape-like animals were not annoying enough with all of their grunting. God had to go and makes these guys screamers. The fact that they are smart is kind of nullified by all the incoherent screaming.
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Octopuses
Where in this description did God say make them slimy as fuck too? It seems to us that the angels really dropped the ball when they helped make the octopus.
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Pandas
God was tired of dealing with the angel's shit when he was trying to make the panda bear. What part of cow bears did he not understand? God doesn't stutter!
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Snakes
"Angry socks" seems like a pretty accurate idea of what God was going for when making snakes. What about the ones he gave baby rattles to? Were they supposed to be angry as well?
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Turtles
This makes us sad. What did that poor lizard to do get itself trapped in an army helmet for life? It seems a bit excessive.
Chihuahuas
Poor chihuahuas. They sure got the short end of the stick. Not only do they look like nervous rats, but they also have a crappy temperament. They can really be hard to love.
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Raccoons
That is what you get for not making a quick decision. It is a good thing that they still ended up being pretty darn cute.
