Guy Prepares To Hit Cheating Girlfriend With Deep Note After Catching Her

#1 This dopey envelope contains one of the best revenge-roasts of all time.

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It all started with Reddit user BinanoSplat told the internet that he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, and he was going to hand her this card.

He had the whole evening planned out: him and his GF were supposed to have dinner together, making this innocuous card seem like a nice, boyfriendly gesture.

#3 Cute enough, right? But when she opened the card, it had this message inside detailing all of her infidelities.

#4 The post went viral on Reddit and it somehow got back to BinanoSplat's girlfriend, who confronted him about his "disrespect." Here's their convo:

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#7 But after some further analysis, it turns out that BinanoSplat should've seen the signs that she was stringing him along the whole time.

#8 Lots of back-and-forth went on in the comments as to whether or not BinanoSplat was just overzealous, but they got to the bottom of it:

This. Exactly.

We were Facebook official, but nobody knew about it. She kept it hidden so she could act single around all her friends and other guys. BinanoSplat, reddit

#9

Ahh the tangled webs our hearts weave. Just remember, if someone's keeping your relationship status a secret, then most likely, no good can come of it.