Guy Pretends He Has GF To Play Hard To Get And It Goes Horribly Wrong

#1 It started with this exchange:

#2 Pretending to be your own girlfriend: punchy.

This is arguably the most dangerous of tactics. Only true masters can pull it off. This guy is a complete novice.

#3 OMG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

#4 Please, Dave. Don’t make me cringe any more.

#5 THROW IN THE TOWEL. TAP OUT.