This girl deserves a trophy for her hilarious responses to his out of line texts. She shuts him down at every turn.
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#1 Send Me A Pic
He should have been more specific. He asked and she delivered.
#2 I Think Your So Sexy
Apparently he is super attracted to grammar nazis.
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#3 Are You Touching Yourself Right Now
He asked and she delivered. End of convo.
#4 Tell Me Something That'll Make Me Hot
She's a super nerd, but at least she isn't a climate change denier. Amiright?
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#5 I'm So Horny Right Now
She definitely knows her stuff when it comes to movies and Mike Myers.
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#6 I Want To Kiss You Everywhere
She still doesn't get it. Or is she just checking to see if he's any good at geography?
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#7 Ignore That Last Emoji
She can read emojis. That's pretty hard to do, so it's safe to say she's pretty well rounded.
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#8 I Want To Be Inside Of You
He probably didn't mean that the way she took it, or perhaps she's on to his evil ways.
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#9 Whoa... Total Buzzkill
She sounds like the life of the party! Take her home to meet Momma, pronto! Way to kill the mood girlfriend.
