Guy Sends Dirty Texts And She Responds Perfectly

By Editorial Staff in Bizarre On 16th May 2016
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#1 Send Me A Pic

He should have been more specific. He asked and she delivered.

#2 I Think Your So Sexy

Apparently he is super attracted to grammar nazis.

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#3 Are You Touching Yourself Right Now

He asked and she delivered. End of convo.

#4 Tell Me Something That'll Make Me Hot

She's a super nerd, but at least she isn't a climate change denier. Amiright?

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#5 I'm So Horny Right Now

She definitely knows her stuff when it comes to movies and Mike Myers.

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#6 I Want To Kiss You Everywhere

She still doesn't get it. Or is she just checking to see if he's any good at geography?

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#7 Ignore That Last Emoji

She can read emojis. That's pretty hard to do, so it's safe to say she's pretty well rounded.

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#8 I Want To Be Inside Of You

He probably didn't mean that the way she took it, or perhaps she's on to his evil ways.

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#9 Whoa... Total Buzzkill

She sounds like the life of the party! Take her home to meet Momma, pronto! Way to kill the mood girlfriend.