Guy Writes Down Correct Powerball Number But Decides To Buy McChickens Instead Of Ticket

#1 A guy messaged Dude Comedy with the worst lotto story you will hear. He had the winning numbers in his phone a few days ago but decided getting some dinner was the better move and never bought the ticket!

$900 million

It is a story that is so unbelievable we asked him for any kind of proof we could get until it hit me. Why would someone go through the time to make themselves look like this.

This is sad. I feel for the guy. This is what he told us:

I figure I would send this is to you since everyone would probably enjoy my fucking misery. Being a dumb fuck has left me broke and on top feeling like a moron

#2 After the numbers were drawn he posted this on FB:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???????????so Thursday I wrote down some random fucking numbers to play just for the fuck of it even tho I never play any kind of lottery and kind of just left it alone and didint get a ticket knowing I wouldn't win shit so just for shits and giggles I turned the fucking news on to see who won or even the numbers and I AM FUCKING PISSED 😭😭😭😭🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 fuck my life!!!! The one fucking time I would of done something right!!!!!

I feel terrible for this guy. His shot at $900 million spoiled over some McDonalds.