Having A Child Or Having A Kitty: Which One Is Better?
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 15th April 2017
Most people agree that havng a baby is very exciting. Despite the fact that you can never be truly prepared for having a child, people try their best anyway. Even more people agree that having a cat is in fact, much more fun than having a kid. (Ok so maybe we are just making that part up, but we are going to try to convince you either way.)
Oatmeal webcomics are known for being incredibly funny and one of their main artists, Matthew Inman, decided to make a set of comics that do an amazing job of showing how much better it is to have a cat instead of a baby.
Remember, these comics are just for fun so try to laugh a little.
#2 From the moment they enter the world they are obviously two different types of creatures.
One useless and covered in muck, the other resourceful and adorable.
#3 Even the way they deal with their waste is different.
One craps any and everywhere they can, including all over your hopes and dreams, while the other simply goes to a designated area.
#4 The way they handle anger is very different as well.
One creature is loud and obnoxious as if they were a New Yorker or something while the other creature simply murders quietly and goes to sleep.
#5 Spoiling them will lead to drastically different results.
One result will be completely detrimental to only you while the other can possibly lead the world to its ruin.
#6 Even romance is affected.
One creature is like the ultimate third wheel always interrupting while the other will silently watch.
#7 Babies are generally life changing little demons that suck away all of your hopes and dreams slowly until you are a shell of your former self.
#8 Cats are awesome hunters that provide your home with a measure of protection against pest infestation while not destroying your hopes and dreams.
#9 And so we reach the end.
I think it's clear to see who is the winner here. It's the cat hands down!
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