You ever see something so dumb that you just want to disbelieve you actually saw it? This gallery is full of people who just ooze stupid. I mean they are so stupid that beside the word in the dictionary you see a picture of their face. Don't believe me? Have a look.
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1. You have to be my Valentine.
This is what true love — and legally and religiously binding agreements — looks like.
2. This tattoo really says, "Bad grammar for life."
For some reason, the lack of an apostrophe on the "dont" really makes us uncomfortable.
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3. Not all owls are wise.
Chill out dude, it's just a porcelain figurine. This statue is not going to take your girl, okay?
4. This soldier may need just a little more training.
When your drill sergeant said "Sight the rifle," he didn't mean it like that.
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5. No regerts.
What's more disturbing, the rockabilly hair or the booby lady under his right eye? Also, when his hairline recedes even further, do you think he'll just make the spider web larger?
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6. "You'll shoot your eye out."
That's got to be a can of Milwaukee's Best. It definitely wasn't that young man's first either.
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7. We've got a whole team of morons here.
Props to the stylist for executing a creative, collaborative work of art, though. Have you met any lovably not-so-bright fellas like these guys?
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8. Someone needs to start with the birds and bees before we get to cattle.
But they do look kinda similar don't they lol.
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9. "My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up.
"This is what he woke up to this morning."
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10. Full trust. Full trust.
Dad, what the heck are you doing? I am kinda stuck over here.
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11. Here we have the winner of the biggest loser award.
Seriously, how unlucky must this guy have been? Why would you get a tattoo like that when you are a criminal and know you are going to end up having a run-in with law enforcement?
