He Refuses To Give Female Drivers The Middle Finger

#1

I was driving to work yesterday when I noticed a female driver ahead of me fumbling with things in her car. She applied make-up, ate a muffin, sent a text, brushed her hair, and then BOOM, she lost control of her car and headed straight into the opposite lane.

#2

The car coming towards her had to swerve to the far right to avoid hitting her head on, and he nearly drove himself off of a cliff as he tried to keep his car on the road, avoiding a terrible fatality.

#3

However, after the two drivers regained control of their vehicles, the male driver who was still a bit shaken decided to roll down his window, thrust his arm out, and give a great big MIDDLE FINGER wave to the female driver.

#4

"Man, that guy is so stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why...

#5

I drive 48 miles each way to work every day. That's a total of 96 miles round trip every single day. Most of the driving is fine but there is a lot of heavy traffic in certain areas.

#6

At one point, 16 miles is bumper to bumper, both ways, and on an 8 lane highway. There are seven cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

#7

Even though the rest of the 32 miles in not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least 4,000 cars. That brings the total number of cars I pass every day to about 36,000. Statistically, females make up half of these drivers.

That's 18,000 women drivers!!

#8

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.

#9

According to Cosmopolitan Magazine, 70% of women describe their love life of marriage as unsatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

#10

According to the National Institute Of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered homicide at least once. That's 98.

And 34% describe MEN as their biggest problem in life. That's 33.

#11

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and that number is increasing yearly.

#12

This means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, is unhappy with her partner, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered homicide, has PMS, and is armed with a gun.

GIVER HER THE FINGER? I DON'T THINK SO...