He wants people to see him as younger, but one old lady got her feel to find out.
He Wants To Know How Old He Looks After A Facelift, But The Old Lady Keeps It 100
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 28th January 2016
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#1 A 46 Year Old Man Decided To Get A Face Lift For His Birthday.
#2 On His Way Home From The Doctor He Decided To Stop And Buy A Newspaper. He Asked The Clerk To Guess His Age And The Clerk Says, "Oh, About 33." This Made The Man Feel Great, Knowing He Was Really 46.
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#3 Next He Stops At The Butcher Shop.
#4 Before Leaving, He Asks The Butcher "How Old Do You Think I Am?" The Butcher Replied, "Oh, About 29 I'd Say."
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#5 Feeling Pretty Pleased, The Man Laughs And Says "No.. I Am Actually 46."
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#6 A Few Minutes Later, At The Bus Stop, The Man Decides To Ask A Little Old Lady The Same Question.
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#7 "I'm 88 And My Eye Sight Is Fading. But When I Was Young We Had A Sure Way Of Telling A Man's Age, " She Said.
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#8 She Went On, "If I Stick My Hand Down Your Pants And Fondle Your Dingy And Play With Your Walnuts For About 15 Minutes I Will Be Able To Tell Your Age."
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#9 The Man Says, "What The Hell, Go For It." So The Old Lady Slipped Her Hand Down His Pants And Sure Enough, 15 Minutes Later The Lady Announces, "You're 46 Years Old."
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#10 Astonished, The Man Says "Wow. That Was Incredible. How Did You Do That?"
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#11 The Old Lady Smiles And Says "It Was Easy. I Was Behind You In Line At The Butcher Shop."
