#1 YOU’RE MASTURBATING TOO MUCH
While masturbating can be extremely fun and a great stress reliever, remember there is also a such thing as stroking your little buddy TOO much!
#2 IT HURTS
The most telling sign you're going a little too hard with the wanking is if you begin to feel pain after multiple rounds
#3 I NEED IT NOW
Your craving it day and night, unable to focus on anything else going on in your life! You don't wanna be that guy impulsively ja*king off in the Walmart bathroom do you?
#4 CAN’T GET UP
But you avoid sex because of how hard it is (pun intended) to get your little guy up! Your body no longer reacts to a real live body as a turn on
#5 HAIR LOSS
Excessively masturbating will result in hair loss
#6 NOT SATISFIED
And even if you do have sex with multiple people, you always feel unsatisfied. No one can do it better than your hand! You become unhappy and impatient
#7 RELATIONSHIP RUINED
You prefer masturbating alone over having sex with your partnernow that's a problem!
