Getting revenge on an enemy or an ex is always sweet, but you have to be careful. You don't want to do anything that will get you in trouble or cause you any personal grief. Thanks to the internet, you can now get your revenge anonymously through the mail. Here are a list of sites that offer you some of the best revenge options that will keep your hands totally clean.
Here Are Ten Things You Can Send Your Enemies Anonymously Through The Mail
By
Missy aka Tizzy in
Funny
On 11th February 2018
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Revenge
Nothing is sweeter than knowing you have done something against a person who has done you wrong. Exacting revenge is something most of us are hardwired to do, but it can be a dangerous game. Do the wrong thing, and you might find yourself sitting in a jail cell or end up in a situation that brings you even more grief. To save you from that, we have found ten websites that will allow you to get your revenge anonymously.
Revengebymail.com
Whether you have a mortal enemy that you want to get back at or have a friend you really want to prank, this site is perfect. They have a huge selection of hilarious postcards that can be sent anonymously. The cards range from mail-order bride updates to Donald Trump Fan Club membership cards to discount cards for adult diapers and many, many more. Any card that you choose will be completely embarrassing to the recipient.
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Shipyourenemiesglitter.com
This is probably one of the most devious pranks to pull on your enemies. You can ship them an envelope full of glitter. When they open it, the glitter will get everywhere, and we all know how hard it is to clean up glitter. It is like herpes. You just can't get rid of it.
Mastersofrevenge.com
Picture this. Your enemy gets a surprise package in the mail. They are super excited to see what they got. Then, they open the box and find this voodoo doll. I don't know about you, but I would be terrified to get one in the mail. The fun part about this gift is that you can add a note with it to really terrify the target.
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Bagofdicks.com
These are packaged so nicely that the recipient might think they are getting a nice gift, maybe jewelry. However, when they open it up, they will find they have been shipped a bag of dicks. Nothing is sweeter than telling someone to eat a bag of dicks and sending them some. These come in multi-colored or pink if you prefer a more natural look.
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Ruindays.com
This is taking an envelope full of glitter to an entirely new level. This is a spring-loaded glitter bomb. When the target opens it up, a spring is triggered and will shoot the glitter everywhere. Think of it as a can of snakes gag but with glitter...lots and lots of glitters.
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Ruindays.com
This is probably one of the grossest things you can send your enemy. These poops come in a fancy jewelry box and stink to high heaven when they are opened. Your target will really believe that this is actual poop! The best part is that you can customize your poop to also come with glitter.
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Shipyourenemiesglitter.com
This prank candle is surely going to shock the person receiving it. First, they will be happy to get such a delicious smelling treat. It even smells like apple pie when it first starts burning. Once the candle is about 40% through, the sweet apple pie smell changes over to the worst fart smell you can ever imagine. Let's just hope your target planned a romantic date when it gets to the stinky smell. Nothing is a better mood killer than fighting over which one of them farted.
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Prankpostage.com
This site is great. You can send embarrassing "discreet" packages to your enemy. They have STD test kits, boxes labeled as heavy duty penis enlarger, and the "Backside Intruder" anal probe. Could you just imagine the look on the mail carrier's face when they have to deliver this to their door?
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Boxedrevenge.com
This site has some of the most low-down dirty things you can send in the mail to someone you hate. This gag here comes as a beautifully packaged of gourmet chocolates, only the chocolates have a bit of a surprise. Each one is full of laxative that will have the intended recipient spending hours in the bathroom.
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Pranksanonymous.com
They call this one the "Frustration Box". It looks like any other priority package that you would get in the mail. It has some weight to it, and if you shake it, something rattles around inside. The twist is that the box does not open. Your target will spend forever trying to get to whatever is inside.
