Here's What Happened To Some Of Your Favorite Cartoon Characters. Where Are They Now?: Cartoon Edition

Have you ever wondered where your cartoon heroes from yesterday have gone? How's Roger Rabbit holding up these days — or Bugs Bunny? They had their time in the limelight, but what happened AFTER their days of walking off into the twilight? Well, one animator named Steve Cutts has answered that very question. And it's depressing as fuck.

1. Alf

After a partial lobotomy freed him from his unhealthy obsession with eating cats, he traded in the couch for a cash register.

2. Bugs Bunny

Looks like Bugs is up to his old "tricks" again. These days you can find Bugs on the street corners of NYC. Just don't try to short change him or Pimp Dastardly will give you the business.

3. Garfield

Let's be honest we're shocked he's alive at all. I mean who eats that much lasagna nonstop. A heart attack should have claimed his life by now.

4. Popeye

Old Popeye isn't looking too good these days. He's definitely showing his age. Senility is no excuse to miss arm day, brah.

5. Jessica Rabbit

She hung up her showgirl shoes a long time ago. These days it's all about eating as much as possible. During the early days of her weight gain, her first husband Roger disappeared under mysterious circumstances. She was found innocent in the matter and remarried. She has found a new calling as a Feedee with her new husband and makes extra money by selling SSBBW Squashing porn on the internet.

6. Skeletor

The embodiment of evil is in the insurance business now. Somehow this seems pretty fitting.

7. He-Man

He tried getting into the music business and became a one hit wonder with his rendition of "What's Up/What's Going On." Following years of rumors, he came out of the closet and disclosed that he and Man-At-Arms had been in a relationship for decades. Now that ole Skeletor is out of the mix, He-Man can get some much-needed R & R.

8. Lion-O

When the rest of the ThunderCats called it quits Lion-O was left without many options. These days the only rescue calls he's getting is to aisle 9.

9. Mumm-Ra

He may not be running around trying to destroy the ThunderCats anymore but he still keeps Lion-O on his toes, doh.

And unlike Popeye — Mumm-Ra didn't skip gym day.

Those Ancient Spirits of Evil are no joke.

10. Slimer

The original Slimer really took it hard when he wasn't asked to appear in the new Ghostbusters movie. Apparently, they felt it would be much easier to just create him using CGI than it would be to keep up with his constant food demands. At least he has his job as a delivery boy to fall back on.

Come to think of it, delivery boy Slimer is a pretty risky idea if I'm remembering the hot dog cart incident correctly.

11. Charlie Brown

Things haven't been great for Charlie since Snoopy passed away. After 4 failed marriages and a failed attempt to cash in on his name he fell on hard times. At least Charles has his own business!

12. Inspector Gadget

This can't possibly be the best the world could do for a man with so many extendable robotic limbs. Surely he could have found some other kind of work. I mean he was pretty resourceful back in the day.

13. Roger Rabbit

After being reported missing for over two weeks by Mrs. Rabbit it was discovered the poor Roger had met his fate at the hands or rather the cheeks of his beloved. The sad part is that she didn't even realize he was stuck back there because the smell wasn't any different than she is used to these days.

Check out He-Man's smash hit before you go.

That should bring back plenty of memories.

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