Bruh, are you TRYING to break up with your girlfriend?
Because this catastrophic text message is exactly how to push the self-destruct button on your relationship.
It’s probably for the best, though — this guy sounds beyond whiney.
High School Senior Throws Insane Temper Tantrum When His GF Goes Off To College
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 1st September 2016
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#1
Big man Hunter (of course his name is Hunter) hit meltdown mode and sent a massive rant to his girlfriend who's probably now his ex when she shipped off to college.
#2 It’s quite lengthy, so we’ve pulled out our favorite lines below.
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#3
#4 You know what? These first two quotes are probably understandable if not a bit dramatic:
My biggest fucking mistake was falling in love with you.
Can't wait to get my fucking heart broken.
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#5 Then he totally loses all grasp on reality.
Eventually ALL hoes get Xposed.
I could treat you like a mutherfucking Queen Day N Nite.
I really wish you could break your hoe habits.
HOPELESS.
WHAT DID I FUCKING GET MYSELF INTO.
WHY DID YOU EVER HAV TO FUCKING LIKE ME.
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#6 And he concludes with this bold statement:
This is going to be the worst fucking thing that's ever happened n my life n there is nothing I can do about it.
Hunter, no. No.
