First dates can be awkward because you never know exactly what you’re getting into. These Hilarious encounters will make you think twice before going out for that next "first date."
Hilarious "BAD" First Date Stories
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 31st August 2015
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#1 She at least kept the conversation going. I'll miss Nana.
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#2 Blech! No thanks!
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#3 She showed him where the male enhancements were located.
#4 Fred Flintstone?
#5 I told her that he needed to talk more about his mother.
#6 Well, that ended nicely.
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#7 Really? I thought they were real.
#8 If kitty no likey, then I no likey.
#9 At least they weren't rats.
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#10 I must confess.. this isn't that gross.
#11 Great pick up line. You had me at "Hello."
#12 Kicked his sorry butt to the curb.. I'm no girl, I'm a WOMAN!
#13 He won.
#14 Ummm... I love the smell of a walk home in the rain. Bye-Bye!
#15 She's got the moves like Jagger.
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#16 He might be a little gay... just guessing.
#17 It was Soooooo Impressive.
#18 For the second half of the date I sat in jail trying to post her bail.
#19 Nice couple, but he kept asking her what they were saying on screen.
#20 Just over his foot? It's not like he tried anything stupid.
#21 Hey, they were her GOOD pajamas!
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#22 This is why short people are not good on dates.
#23 Never leave home without them!
#24 OK, so I wasn't that big, but I think his sock got discombobulated a few times as well.
#25 Don't call me, I'll call you.
