Hilarious "BAD" First Date Stories

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 31st August 2015

#1 She at least kept the conversation going. I'll miss Nana.

#2 Blech! No thanks!

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#4 Fred Flintstone?

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#5 I told her that he needed to talk more about his mother.

#6 Well, that ended nicely.

#8 If kitty no likey, then I no likey.

#9 At least they weren't rats.

#10 I must confess.. this isn't that gross.

#11 Great pick up line. You had me at "Hello."

#12 Kicked his sorry butt to the curb.. I'm no girl, I'm a WOMAN!

#13 He won.

#14 Ummm... I love the smell of a walk home in the rain. Bye-Bye!

#15 She's got the moves like Jagger.

#16 He might be a little gay... just guessing.

#17 It was Soooooo Impressive.

#18 For the second half of the date I sat in jail trying to post her bail.

#19 Nice couple, but he kept asking her what they were saying on screen.

#20 Just over his foot? It's not like he tried anything stupid.

#21 Hey, they were her GOOD pajamas!

#22 This is why short people are not good on dates.

#23 Never leave home without them!

#24 OK, so I wasn't that big, but I think his sock got discombobulated a few times as well.

#25 Don't call me, I'll call you.