Winter is here! Get ready to get cold.
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#1 "I have to Pee but it is too cold outside."
#2 "I have called sick so many times, i think i should call in dead this time."
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#3 "Brace Yourself... winter is coming."
#4 "Winters are here, I am not hairy anymore, I am fairy!"
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#5 "Okay so what time are we meeting? 9 am? Not Coming. Too Cold. 9 pm? Not coming.. Too cold.."
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#6 "I know i have been wearing this sweater for a week. But now we are in a relationship and i cannot let it go, not even too wash."
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#7 "The water in the bum shower is too cold and i am out of toilet paper."
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#8 "I am so cold i can't feel my toes..." .. "That nothing, it is so cold my testicles have turned into ovaries."
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#9 "What do you mean i can't drink this at work tomorrow morning. It is so cold."
