My father was a hypochondriac so when he eventually passed away from old age, we put on his headstone, "See, I told you I was sick!" These last words from the deceased are just as clever and show who got the last laugh!
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#1 So... Paul wasn't exactly a ray of sunshine.
#2 Truer words have never been spoken.
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#3 Life sucks too, so either way it's going to be OK.
#4 That puts things in perspective.
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#5 If old Bill could only see the party now...
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#6 There was always 'probable cause.'
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#7 I feel like this one needs more explanation.
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#8 Now this is Shocking!
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#9 Oh, the irony.
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#10 What is, "Dead Final Words, for #600 Alex?"
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#11 Who are you? The Queen of Egypt?
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#12 Yes it does Edith, and then you die!
#13 Wow. Look out below!
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#14 See? This is what can happen. Thanks a lot.
#15 Sage advice.
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#16 And hot. It's also really hot.
#17 He still can't get no respect.
