Hilarious Notes Written For Students Missing Class

#1 You're Going To Be In Where?

You know the state slogan, "Vagina is for lovers."

#2 Presidential Pardon

The president needed to discuss issues with Tyler, because Biden was busy playing on the swings.

#3 Excused By An Idol

Paula enjoyed this note from David Cook, but Simon thought it was a little pitchy.

#4 Silent Hill Excuse

Something about this excuse seems a little foggy.

#5 Take My Word For it

This is either from a daughter trying to be sneaky, or a daughter in a no-win situation.

#6 Monthly Excuse

This seems like something that shouldn't cause you to miss school. Unless you're a male student. Then it's an emergency.

#7 Harsh Penalty

Look, medical bills can be expensive, but let's be reasonable about this.

#8 The Importance Of Servants

"You see, without a servant, it took me 10 minutes to locate my monacle, which I need before I can send Susan off to school on our yacht made of gold and Faberge Eggs."

#9 The Mayor's Homework Decree

If Jim Watson is running for re-election again in 10-15 years, he'll definitely have Chloe's vote.

#10 TMI Tardy

Or just say "tummy ache." Rachel had a "tummy ache." No need for further details.

#11 Mom's Sloppy Handwriting

You can't blame Ray for trying. Actually, you can. Faking being sick is one thing, but asking for no homework is just greedy.

#12 The Best Sick Note

Typical, typical excuse. How about something original?

#13 Too Much Dental Hygiene

At least her teeth will be cavity-free while she's sitting in detention.

#14 Rebel Without An Excuse

Watch out for those Melton kids. They like to rebel against authority, but in a way that's very cluttered and lethargic.

#15 Wal-Mart Emergency

Apparently, this tardy was unexcused because BH does NOT know how it goes.

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