Hilarious Text Messages From Dog

#1: Full Of Hate

This dog just contain his throw up.

The dog just won't listen or understand that Monday means work.

No, it's just you looking in the mirror.

No where to be found and now you're stuck, stupid dog.

So then did it taste like bacon or maybe steak?

We all know how much dogs love messing with the delivery man.

Don't think he said this, but OK dog blame Hitler.

Can't control the crazies now, it's all too much, burying microwaves and stuff.

Totally forgot about the sticks and left the owner at the park, so shady.

Human jokes, because dogs are dumber. Actually, they might be smarter tho.

Lose the dog and claim the money, but it's their own money they would be claiming...doesn't make sense,

Can stay since they are named after the Beatles.

Not every fight is as epic as the Matrix and sometimes you just lose bad.

There is nothing this dog can't see or hear.

Don't give up even if the tail changes direction.