Hilarious Texts That Define Your Dating Life

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 9th March 2016
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#1 After you were ditched at the table for almost an hour.

#2 After you get home and are still starving, because this man apparently never learned how to share.

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#3 After you realize your date might low-key be a conspiracy theorist

#4 After a great date that you thought was basically perfect, until you got home and looked in the mirror.

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#5 After a great date that you thought was basically perfect but can't really be too sure because you might've been a little gassy.

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#6 good date that ended in the weirdest mixed signal, wondering if maybe this guy legit thinks you're just a bro who wants to chill and watch sports.

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#7#8 After you realize that even adult men can be terrible kissers, and maybe it's your job to teach this one the error of his ways.

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#8 After a successful date with a really great guy, and whoops, maybe you're already buying bridal catalogues, but that's not weird, right? Ha ha.

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#9 After you thought it was cool that he was taking you to a fancy restaurant, but then were so, so disappointed.

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#10 After a date that might've actually just been a therapy session (you were the therapist).

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#11 After you got called out for eating your share of popcorn and realized there's just no way for two humans to share a single bag at the movies.

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#12 After you realize he might've just asked you out by mistake and possibly thinks you're a different person.

#13 After he basically used you as an excuse to buy himself a super-expensive dinner and then make you pay for it.

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#14 After he pulled a shitty move by inviting his friends, but it's cool because you can make the best out of any situation.

#15 After you realized you might've ruined any future you have with this random person and just gotta cut your loses.

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#16 After you go on a date with a guy you're pretty sure is a raging misogynist and you just could not.

#17 After a really great date but wait, ask me again in the morning.