Hilarious Tweets About Having B00bs

#1 Training Bras Are Like Training Wheels…

#2 I didn’t wear a bra with my dress today so all my b00b sweat dripped onto my feet

#3 who the f*ck looks at b00bs and thinks "u know what goes with this...wire"

#4 Feeling up my own b00bs and thinking, hey these are pretty awesome, I see what the fuss is about.

#5 Thank you, thank you! So proud to be the 1st president elected solely by YouTube comments

#6 If you keep trying to escape, I'm going to have to tie you up tighter. -Me, to my b00bs.

#7 *Wipes phone on b00b*………

#8 Elsa's b00bs……

#9 I worry a lot about the Singularity but Facebook just asked me to tag my own breasts as friends…..

#10 I call my b00bs Shrek 2 and Ocean's 12 because…..

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#13 I do all my own *stunts.

*wrestle my b00bs into my bra by myself.

#14 Not sure he meant for me to gently massage, & speak softly to my bre*sts…..

#15 "I Can't Even Touch The Ground Anymore...But My B00bs Can!"

#16 Men Enjoy Light Flirtatious Talk So Ask Him To Guess How Many B00bs You Have

#17 Why Did God Create Bre*sts If Not For A Natural Shelf To Place Potato Chips?

#18 My Sister Thinks She's Soooo Much Better Than Me Just Because I Got Caught Weighing My B00bs On The

#19 Keep Snacks In Your Purse So If You Ever Catch Someone Staring At Your Cleavage You Can Pretend To F

#20 If Evolution Is Real Then Why Don't Men Have Inverted Holes In Their Chests For Our B00bs To Fit Int

#21 I Don't Carry A Wallet & I Often Put Money Inside My Bra. At Night When I Undress, I Pretend My B00b

#22 *Smoke alarm goes off* My Colleague: Quick grab two of your most valuable things! *Grabs b00bs*

#23 I'd like to take a leap of faith, but my b00bs are gigantic.

#24 I hope pencils never become entirely redundant; using a laptop to test the droopiness of my b00bs….

#25 You Know Who Deserves A Sag Award? My B00bs

#26 My n*pples are there to help you locate my breasts in the dark.

#27 “Let’s bounce!” - Me, to my b00bs