The Super Bowl is bigger than Christmas. It’s the day America comes to a standstill and thanks God for the mindless capitalism that makes this country so great. Here are the tweets that recap Superbowl 50 in the greatest way possible.
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#1 No Doritos! Just No!
#2 Two for one special.
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#3 Cold as Rice!
#4 What were they smoking?
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#5 Mama said they’d take me anywhere. She said they was my magic shoes.
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#6 How did they get passed security.
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#7 Left Shark is just Shark without his partner.
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#8 It’s a catastrophe.
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#9 She looks hungry.
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#10 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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#11 You’re still the better looking brother.
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#12 The Super Bowl is proud to support getting it on.
#13 Please be a real thing.
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#14 The scorpion king.
#15 Thanks for the ride pal…we’ll take it from here.
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#16 Aren’t they all?
#17 You are so 2011 Eli.
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#18 Manning’s off to cash his absurdly large novelty cheque.
#19 He didn’t, he took his nourishment rectally.
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#20 Don’t bring a guy’s extremely refreshing kids into this.
#21 Don’t mind if I do.
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#22 That’s baby making music to my ears.
