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#1 Eating for two guarantees you'll be single longer, as well.
#2 You're halfway to Rihanna, at least!
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#3 Working on yourself is totally overrated.
#4 You'll always have a pretend boyfriend.
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#5 Yeah, it's hard to send nudes to strangers when you're in a relationship.
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#6 That will make you desirable to someone, I promise.
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#7 You can always date chicken nuggets, my friend.
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#8 Life's rich pageant.
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#9 Step one: Learn who you are...
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#10 At least you're considerate!
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#11 That sounds like one of the happiest activities you could do.
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#12 That's still a mighty big hurdle to clear...
#13 Compromise is a part of life!
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#14 Can't lose track of what's important.
#15 It's the fiscally sound move.
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#16 I think you may have dreamt up that type of marathon.
#17 Glass is half-full?
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#18 Orrrrrrr, you could toughen up a little bit. Couples aren't going anywhere.
#19 That's what we call "healthy skepticism."
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#20 Puppies are your rock. Stick with puppies.
#21 Then don't look now, but you DID choose the single life.
