Hilarious Wedding Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud..

#1

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

#2

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

#3

And may you bless with many Facebook comments :D

#4

Married life is full of excitement and frustration :

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

#5

A good wife always forgive her husband when she is wrong.

#6

Listening to wife is like reading terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing but still you say "I Agree"...!

#7

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

#8

#9

A man inserted an ‘ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

#10

Before marriage he: ah...i can't wait...! She: do you want me to move. He: not at all. She: would you kiss me. He: every second i get. She: would you hit me. He: never...dont even think about it. She: do you love me. He: always did and always will. She: did you ever cheated on me. He: never. She: do you pray for me. He: yes she: darling... After marriage read from bottom to top

#11

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.