Hilarious Wild Story Of Stolen Office Lunch Is So Good People Are Screaming Over It

Controversial tale

Zak Toscani a comedian and writer from Los Angeles who also works at a post-production company, shared a controversial tale of an office lunch which has mysteriously stolen from the shared fridge.

According to Toscani:

It all started on Mar 30, 2018, when Zak Toscani's coworker whose lunch was gone missing from the fridge, allowed by HR to check the CCTV to find out who had stolen his lunch.

Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they’ve agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I’ve ever been at any job ever. Ever.
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

Misdemeanor to felony

Zak Toscani tweet has gone viral it has received 174,037 Retweets 555,531 Likes.

The lunch in question was shrimp fried rice which means this escalates from a misdemeanor to felony no doubt
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

Professional hit

Case facts:
Lunch was in fridge for less than an hour before it vanished. No shrimp smell remnants in the microwave or kitchen area. This was a professional hit no doubt
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

Toscani told Newsbeat

"It's truly wild. I honestly thought some of my friends would get a kick out of this but it's been constantly exploding. It's been really weird.

"It's been awesome. I think so many people have responded to it because everyone who works in shared office spaces has maybe encountered something similar.

"It was not expected in the least but it's been really fun".

He found the thief.

HOLY SHIT. He’s back. He watched the tape. He knows who did it.
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

The Thief left before the investigation started.

So the man who’s lunch was stolen sits across from me. The person who stole his lunch sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME! She left for the day before the investigation started
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

She threw and buried the food in the trash.

According to the video, this psychopath DIDNT EVEN EAT THE FOOD. She took it out of the fridge and threw and buried it in the trash
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

The details are pretty bizarre

Her motives remain completely unknown. In lieu of what he saw on the tape he has decided to not to press the matter anymore. I can’t say I blame him. We don’t know what this women’s fully capable of
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 29, 2018

Points to clarify: he bought the shrimp fried rice around 11:30am (carry out) and put it in the fridge to chill until he takes lunch at noon. So she had exactly a 30min window of time to do what she did. There was no intention of microwaving the food
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

When HR asked him what he wants to do about it?

His reply: "He didn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fired."

Update: Ok so when dude watched the video with HR they asked “what do you want to do about it?” he told them he was solely interested in who did it and that he didn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fired
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

HR sent a company-wide email about not stealing people’s lunches.

After charges were dropped, HR sent a company wide email about not stealing people’s lunches. She is scheduled to arrive at work in 20min. My blood is on cocaine
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

She arrives at work in 20 min, room was dead silent when she walked in.

She has walked into the room. And the room is dead silent. Dead fucking silent yet there is a palpable explosive energy pulsing through everyone but her
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

She opened HR email. . .

From the moment she walked in, I’ve just been staring at her. Watched her open her email and now she clicked on the goddamn HR email! Holy fuck strap in - here we go!
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

"Anything could happen right now"

I can’t move. I simply cannot move, anything could happen right now
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

"Woah. Did someone steal a lunch? Who would do something like that?" she said after reading HR mail.

!!!! After seeing the HR email she says out loud “woah. Someone stole a lunch? Who would do something like that?” !!! I may have to run out of this room
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

The guy response: "Well yea it's not ok to throw someone’s food away."

After she said that, shrimp guy responds “well yea it’s not ok to throw someone’s food away” we’re all about to start screaming
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

Toscani ordered 3 shrimp fried rice plates for lunch. . . ‏

Unbeknownst to the guy and the woman, I just ordered 3 shrimp fried rice plates for lunch and will be hand delivering them
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

She took the fried rice from Toscani.

She took the fried rice from me with a big smile on her face. She’s eating it and loving it. This is utter ruthlessness
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

"I LOVE shrimp fried rice," said the thief.

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"I’m now forced to work 40hrs a week next to a cold-blooded individual," said Toscani

I wish I could close this up with a neat little bow, but, it appears that we may never know why she did it. Maybe she doesn’t know she did it. Either way I’m now forced to work 40hrs a week next to a cold blooded individual
— Zak Toscani (@zaktoscani) March 30, 2018

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