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#1 One Night A Man Was Sitting On The Couch Eating Peanuts.
#2 While He Was In The Middle Of Tossing One, His Wife Asked Him A Question.
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#3 As He Turned To See What She Was Talking About, A Peanut Landed Right In His Ear.
#4 They Both Tried To Get It Out, But Only Ended Up Pushing The Peanut Deeper And Deeper In To The Ear.
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#5 They Were Finally Ready To Give Up And Go The The Hospital When Their Daughter Came Home From A Date.
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#6 After Explaining The Accident, The Daughter's Date Asked The Man To Sit Down On The Couch.
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#7 He The Proceeded To Stick Two Fingers Up Into The Man's Nostrils.
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#8 He Instructed The Man To Close His Mouth And Blow Hard. Sure Enough, The Peanut Popped Out And Flew Across The Room.
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#9 As A Reward, The Daughter Took Her Date In To The Kitchen To get Him A Piece Of Cake.
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#10 The Wife Then Turns To Her Husband And says "Isn't He So Smart? I Wonder What He'll Be When He Grows Up?"
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#11 The Father Replied, "Well, From The Smell Of His Two Fingers, He'll Be Our Son In Law!"
