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Horrible Hairstyles That Should Stay In The 80's And 90's Where They Belong.

By Michael Avery in Funny On 15th April 2017

If you were born in the 80's like me you know exactly what I mean when I say that the hair game of the 80's and 90's was a horrible train wreck that never should be visited ever again. It was bad enough that most of the fashion was horrible but man, the hair was just atrocious. If it wasn't for the movies and the music of the time there would be no redeeming qualities for those decades. Don't believe it was that bad? Take a look.

#1 It's kind of like a poofy mullet. Super puffy in the front, straight in the back but the sides of her hair are just so amazing.

You will notice another trend too the more you look at older pictures, the glasses are equally horrible. I mean they are just HUGE!

#2 All you can say about this one is, that's so 90's!

I don't even know what to say about this one. I am just glad it wasn't really that popular back then. Could you image people walking around with mini ponytails hanging from the FRONT of their shaved heads? Weird right?

#3 I will murder everything you love.

Are we sure this isn't some creature from a movie wearing human skin? I mean that smile is just creepy. The hair isn't bad but damn, you wouldn't notice it anyway as long as she has her mouth open.

#4 Man look at those bows.

The pigtails are a nice touch to go along with the typical 80's puffy bangs but what takes this look completely over the top are the pink and blue bows that match her dress perfectly.

#5 Who says Mullets are only for guys?

She rocks the mullet as well as any man.

#6 Aquanet, you are a lifesaver.

You know she was one of those super popular girls in school that dated the jock like in those old 80's coming of age movies.

#7 This is the face of unhappiness.

This little girl couldn't look any less happy if you painted a frown on her face. The hair isn't that bad but man that's a face only a mother could love.

#8 Okay we will get to the hairstyle in a minute. First, we gotta talk about the glasses. Like really she's wearing telescopes and so is her kid.

Now onto the hair. It's bad enough that mom is rocking the 80's white curl fro, she had to make sure her kid had the exact same style. Twinsies!

#9 One thing is for certain, in the 80's and 90's, hairspray companies made a killing.

How else do you think she could get that humongous poof on her head to stay in one place. Lots and lots of Aquanet!

#10 Intergalactic punk rockers unite.

The look on mom's face says it all. You can just tell she is so thrilled to be taking this picture with her social outcast children. The bad thing is that those hairstyles are actually still around today.

#11 Sometimes all you can say is wow.

I mean holy shit, how do you grow such glorious sideburns. The curls man, the curls. I bet this kid was glad when he could finally just shave all that mess off of his head.

#12 The only thing worse than the mullets these kids are rocking is their dad's 80's hair band do.

Hey dad Poison called and they want their style back. Those poor kids though. Having to rock the Joe Dirt look throughout their childhood.

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