How Do You Know You’re A Man? When You Enter A Slap Fight, And Stay Standing

#1

For some reason, at a specific point along the socio-evolutionary scale, the ability to tolerate pain became a sign of machismo. Instead of recognizing what it really is a psychological strategy to avoid the damage such physical harm can do it was all about "being a man." Rites of passage were devised, each more cruel and diabolical than the other and before we knew it, guys went from accepting the punishment to giving it. From the gladiators to today's MMA, we validate virility and courage, watching as athletes and celebrities push themselves further and further into the danger zone.

At tattoo conventions and other like gatherings, the "Slap Fight" has replaced the sweet science of traditional combat, like boxing. The premise is simple who can handle the most open-palmed hits to the face. Always friendly but highly competitive, these one-on-one clashes are used as a gauge for who is the most masculine. Body art on display and cajones in full effect, cheeks are presented, just waiting for the moment when all an opponent's force comes to the end of their forearm. Just watch the video below and you'll see what we mean.

#2 It’s All About Maximum Palm-To-Cheek Surface Area

As we work out a way toward the Finals, as we watch guy after guy take it to the head again and again, it's hard not to marvel at how much each one can actually take. If surviving slap after slap is a sign of strength, everyone here is a superhero. The Hulk has nothing on them. Again, it may be a less than enlightened way of marking the macho, but you go and argue that with them. Just be ready to kiss carpet.

#3 And BOOM Goes The Five Finger Dynamite!

Do you think you're man enough to take this punishment?