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#1 When life gives you lemons just go around and start burning everything to the fucking ground.
#2
The more survival tips you learn the better, you don't want to be someone who dies cold, wet and alone in the wilderness. All it takes is a lemon, copper pins, zinc nails, wire and some steel wool to start a forest fire. Don't know where you can find any of these in the forest so make sure you bring them on every camping trip.
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#3
Stick the zinc nails and copper pins in series with themselves, connect some wire and light the steel wool and convenient toilet paper on fire. If you are too afraid to use a lighter then you can amaze your friends when it's your turn to start the fire on your next wilderness trip.
