Husband Records Drunk Wife And It’s Adorable

By Michael Avery in Funny On 2nd November 2016
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#1

It only takes about five minutes to make a normal grilled cheese sandwich, but what if you don't have five minutes? What if you only have, say, 15 seconds? And what if you're drunk off your ass?

#2

Then you need the revolutionary new "grilled cheese" that's disrupting the snack-food space.

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#3

The recipe is as follows.

Take a bag of Goldfish and sprinkle it over a microwave-safe plate.

#4

Take off your shirt because all the work you're doing is making you hot.

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#5

Peel a stick of string cheese and place the strings in a cross-hatch pattern over the Goldfish.

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#6

Laugh at how floppy the string cheese is.

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#7

Make sure it's all even on the plate.

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#8

Microwave the plate for 15 seconds.

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#9

Go take off even more of your clothes because you're still hot.

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#10

Eat the entire thing with your hands.

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#11

Be careful because it's pretty hot.

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#12

You might burn the crap out of your mouth.

#13

The husband's conversation with his drunk wife is too cute. It's 2 am. Girl's gotta eat, right?