I Don’t Want to Live On This Planet Anymore

By Michael Avery in Bizarre On 29th August 2016
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#1 Touching Wires Causes Death

How can you pay a fine if you're dead?

#2 Faith To Be An Atheist

That's a loaded statement.

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#3 Do Not Breathe Under Water

If you have to be told that, you should stay away from the water and most other things.

#4 Rain Is Water

We learn this when we're young. Rain is water coming from the sky.

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#5 Change The Stupid Sign

Taking things literally and stupidly.

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#6 Closed

Actually a pretty funny way to say the door is locked.

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#7 My Name Is

In training to be a person with a name.