I Object: The Most WTF Wedding Objections

It started with @ItsJewsie who asked whether anyone had ever seen a wedding objection in real life.

"Wait have y'all ever witnessed someone objecting at a wedding?? Plz share cuz i feel live I've never heard stories about this irl."

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It was the calm before the storm

"Not quite an objection (and not the wedding I was at) but I was bridesmad at a venue and the event planner was spilling the tea about the precocious wedding. Whole ceremony happened, bride & groom got married. Right towards the end of the speeches at the reception..."

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You know things have gotten real when the groom himself objects

"The groom stood up and said something like "I'd now like to thank my beautiful bride...And my best man for sleeping together for the pas 6 months" then he walked out. Apparently all hell broke loose afterwards, fights between the families and all."

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Was the bride's name Jane Eyre?

"Yep. Real long time ago, in the country. This old money dude was about to marry a young teacher when man burst in and reveals (I shit you not) the froom was already married and keeping his schizophrenic first wife locked in an attic.

Was nuts."

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Man called it how it was and everyone just continued on

"When my aunt remarried one of her baby daddy's one of her other baby daddy's objected and said his reason for ojecting is that she was a hoe and not meant for marriage....everbody just looked at each other cause we already knew how my aunt was."

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She belonged to no man. She belonged to the streets.

"Also they did not work out because he indeed did realize she was living her best hoe life and his son wasn't even his and she lied to him for 16 years so there's that too. Oops."

By the third time, bride needs to just take a hint.

"Friend of a friend: couple get to the altar after man already admitted cold feet. At 'objection' part, HE objects & leaves her at the altar. They get BACK TOEGETHER, engageed, & on the altar he does it AGAIN! They get back together one last time & he breaks off their engagement."

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What in the Alabama?

"So I was at tmy bf friend's wedding and the groom's dad objected because he claimed the bride was hiding something. Everyone was confused but come to find out the bride cheated on the groom...with her own brother. We cut ties with her ad before you ask, yes they were."

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I would pay money to see this in person.

"Had this experience days ago. the husband's mother shouted 'My son ain't marrying this woman.' The bride then replied, 'Yes he is because you are a witch and you're calling me a witch but your son MY man, has the broomstick I was born to ride bitch.'

At this point, shit got real."

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Bride was like, minor road bump.

"When my grandparents got married (Mexicco 1950) a woman came to stop the wedding claiming my grampa had a kid with her (which was true). THey asked my grandma right then and there is she wanted to proceed with the marriage, she said yes and they were married till he died 15 yrs ago."

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This is two roller coasters coming for each other.

"Not me, but a friend of mine went to [sic] another friend's wedding in Savannah & the bride AND groom's gay lover both objected. The bride & groom didn't marry each other but it turned into a double wedding, with them both marrying their gay lovers. Both are still together today."

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Can we talk about the fact that grandpa got a horse at short notice?

"Not an objection at a WEDDING but my gradpa deadass rode to the church, my grandma was about to take her final vows to become a NUN at, on a WHITE HORSE & yelled for her to runaway with him, which she did. This was Mexico 1968 to be fair."

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