This poor waitress is experiencing a customer that is more like a villain out of a Marvel comic book. You all know the type, it may be your friend, your coworker, your father, or maybe even YOU.
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#1 Victim: The Waitress
She hesitates when she sees HIM, but approaches with caution. Her lips are pierced, her stance is controlled. She proceeds with extreme caution. She forgot to bring her secret weapon, so this battle is going to be a tricky one.
#2 Villian: The Customer
He introduces himself, but he needed no introduction. "So, we meet again, waitress. Time to dine... (evil laughter). She welcomes him. "Welcome back to Gotham Grill, Mr. Tipper." She smiles cautiously. "The name is Shit Tipper!" He says. He begins giving her a hard time, and she knows she is in peril, so she calls for backup.
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#3 Backup: The Manager
"Listen up Shit Tipper. The waitress doesn't want any trouble. All she wants is a fair tip," the manager says in a stern voice. The fight off his evil attempts by offering his favorite food and his favorite drink, BLAST! He's falling under their spell.
#4 Curses, Foiled Again
"Look, he's satisfied!" The waitress gleams, as the villain grows weak. The bill is already prepared, with a Groupon rate applied. Justice has been served.
Not so fast, losers! He's going to pay for his meal with an 8% tip... in coins!
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#5 Shit Tipper Strikes Again
NOoooooo!!!!!!
Shit Tipper strikes Gotham once again. But will he escape unharmed, will the waitress fall in love with the manager? Find out next time as Shit Tipper visits Taco Bell.
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