“Sir Bloodalot has come to visit this week.”
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#1 No one would call it “Aunt Flow” or “that time of the month” any more – synonyms would be about WAR and CLEVER CULTURAL REFERENCES.
#2 TV adverts for different types of period-pain medication
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#3 Drastically tampon packaging would change ; and will not provided in soft blue and pink boxes.
#4 Everyone is worried and they would no longer be taboo.
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#5 We would celebrate if women had no period
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#6 PMS would be taken very seriously, and people would be let off for minor crimes if they committed them while menstruating.
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#7 Advertisers would embrace the blood.
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#8 Men show their tampons when they go to the toilet. Although some keep them in a specially designed tampon sash.
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#9 Special non-staining sheets would be sold, and research on its health benefits would be commissioned.
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#10 All men would measure who could period the most.
