If you don’t know about mole, it’s essentially a sauce made up of spices, chiles, and chocolate that gets poured over meat.
It’s About Time That We Admit That Mole Is Actually Freaking Terrible
By
Michael Avery in
Food
On 18th October 2016
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#1 Mole is one of the few ways to ruin otherwise delicious Mexican food.
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#2 First off, mole lovers love to say that it tastes like chocolate, AND THAT’S A DAMN LIE.
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#3 You take a bite expecting chocolatey goodness but get the taste of burned rubber instead.
#4 That thick mess will drown your taste buds in nastiness.
#5 And the horrible taste lingers in your mouth, so you’re forced to suffer even longer after choking down the worst bite of your life.
#6 Good luck finding other food on your plate to wash out the taste, BECAUSE THE DAMN MOLE HAS INFILTRATED EVERY INCH OF YOUR MEAL.
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#7 Mole lovers are determined to ruin EVERYTHING. Food is only the beginning.
#8 What did this poor cupcake ever do to deserve this torture?
#9 And why would anyone do this to perfectly harmless cheese fries.
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#10 There is even a disgusting pie for those who want to outright murder their taste buds.
#11 Don’t even try to say it’s because you haven’t “had the right kind of mole.”
#12 Because honestly there is no "right kind of mole." This chicken doesn’t ever look remotely appealing enough to eat.
#13 Why would anyone willingly choose to eat what looks like a BP oil spill all over their food?
#14 The point is, mole needs to be fucking stopped.
#15 Mexican food is a gift from god. Why destroy it with a ridiculous chile-chocolate concoction?
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