There's tired, bored, not giving a f#ck, and then there's these LAZY PEOPLE!
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#1 LAZINESS LEVEL: 'MURICA (Because picking it up and pouring it is too complicated!)
#2 LAZINESS LEVEL: GLIDING (Seriously, you need to roll instead of walk?)
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#3 LAZINESS LEVEL: OBESE (Dude! It's 4 steps!)
#4 LAZINESS LEVEL: THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART (Really? Like, you're third in line. Get Your Ass UP!)
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#5 LAZINESS LEVEL: MOM'S HUNGOVER (I'm too tired to use a toaster so here ya go... Good Morning.)
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#6 LAZINESS LEVEL: BK BURGER HELPER (No mess, no droppings... how lazy do you have to be to put this thing around your neck and feed like a cow? Use your hands like everyone else.)
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#7 LAZINESS LEVEL: HEALTH NUT (I don't have time to walk the dog and finish this article so I'll let the dog walk me.)
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#8 LAZINESS LEVEL: URINE TROUBLE (Either too drunk or too tiny to reach the urinal... but WOW!)
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#9 LAZINESS LEVEL: WHY BOTHER (It's just going to get used up anyway!)
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#10 LAZINESS LEVEL: NOBODY WILL NOTICE (Nothing a little duct tape and the control of suggestion to fool the masses.)
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#11 LAZINESS LEVEL: THE FASTEST WAY TO DO THE JOB (You have to admit, it's sort of clever..)
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#12 LAZINESS LEVEL: SEGWAY (I need to give the baby some fresh air but I'm to hungover to actually walk around the block.)
#13 LAZINESS LEVEL: A CHAIR IS A CHAIR (Dude! Just put the damn thing together!)
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#14 LAZINESS LEVEL: SPORTS FAN (The laziest way to drink beer. Seriously, who uses a straw?)
#15 LAZINESS LEVEL: DUSTING THE FLOOR (Company is arriving in 10 minutes. Quick... let me walk around the floor to spruce the place up!)
