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Lies That We Tell Our Kids. As Former Kids, We Know These Are True

By Michael Avery in Funny On 4th February 2018

Do you remember as a kid when your parents would tell you something off the wall would happen just because they didn't want you to do something? Now as adults we use those same underhanded tactics to trick our kids into falling in line. They will, in turn, use the same lies on their kids and so on and so forth. It's an endless cycle that can really provide lots of laughs when you look back on it. Just check out these fibs parents told their kids.

#1 You better stay close kid.

In this day and age, you really have to worry about people snatching up little kids and trying to run off with them so a little scare tactic to keep them in line doesn't seem that bad. This one, however, is hilarious.

#2 No you can't watch this movie.

Ah, the R rated movie. For most kids, these were the flicks that you wanted to see but weren't allowed to because your parents were sticks in the mud. They would give you any kind of excuse for why you shouldn't watch it like this very nutritious reason below.

#3 The best way to silence an annoying toy.

Someone just gave your kid a really loud annoying toy for their birthday and they won't stop playing with it. Finally, the batteries die and your ears are now safe. This little fib will help it stay that way.

#4 Santa for the win.

This dad came up with the best way to get his little Christmas snack on. Gotta love a little ingenuity.

#5 You better hold my hand kid.

Kids run off without paying attention to their surroundings all the time. That's why any deterrent to them running off is a good thing. At least make them think before they act.

#6 This is my drink, not yours.

If you have something you can rest assured that your kids will want it even if they already have the same thing. The best way to stop that is to make them think it's something gross.