Man Breaks Into Prison To Hang Out With His Friends And Other Hilarious Prison Break-Ins!

By Teresa Thomerson in Bizarre On 13th January 2016
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#1 Patrick Rempe- He just wants to hang out, man!

A Florida man just wanted to visit his friends. The only problem was that they were in jail. So, he did the unthinkable.

Authorities in Indian River County, Florida said that he took his car to the jail and rammed it into the front door. Then, he tried to climb the fence. So, they took him where he wanted to be... straight to jail.

They arrested 24-year-old Patrick Rempe as he was tangled up in the wires. You know? The ones that are put there to keep people from climbing out. They work the other way too. Only, they weren't put there to keep people from climbing in. They just happen to be good at it.

#2 Don't do dope, kids.

The officials say he was hyped up on a synthetic drug. So kids, that's what drug addiction does. If you are suffering from substance abuse, you might not get arrested and sent to jail. You might find yourself climbing in one just to hang out with your peeps.

What could be more stupid than a guy who wanted to break into jail to hang out with his friends?

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#3 Martin Ussery- Fond memories

There are numerous places folks head off to think back and remember the best minutes of their lives. Old schools, stops, and, in one especially odd case, California's Folsom State Prison.

Martin Ussery, 48, was out on parole when he felt the necessity to visit his old stomping ground. He biked up to the wall, moved over and was later considered resting quietly alongside the office reusing focus, probably murmuring Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues.

#4 Snoopy- Had to find his Charlie Brown.

In May 2010, a man dressed as Snoopy from the cartoon Peanuts endeavored to break into England's Albany jail, equipped just with a water gun.

While his arrangement was to soften up, get a relative bolted up inside, then crush spirit out again while doing the Snoopy move, it was later disclosed he'd truth be told broken into the wrong jail.

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#5 Tiffany Hurd- No regrets!

In June, 2012, Tiffany Hurd used her morning bewildering sheriffs in Butler County, Ohio, by attempting to unsteadily scale a spiked metal perimeter to get into correctional facility.

Hurd's explanation for why was refreshingly upfront; "I needed to be captured," she declared. Sheriff Richard K. Jones conceded that wish, and captured her for muddled direct and trespassing. She was drunk, but the police granted her bucket list wish.

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#6 Serhiy Vlasenko-the Ukrainian Daredevil.

Serhiy Vlasenko, the lawyer of former Ukrainian prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko, just wanted to see his client. When prison officials prevented Vlasenko from seeing her, he went one step further than most lawyersand broke into prison. While pop culture suggests intricate planning, months of physical preparation, and a team of suave ex-cons are required to pull this off, all Vlasenko needed to do was crawl under a fence when the guards were on break.