Man Complains To His Wife That As He Got Richer, She Grew Less Pretty. Her Response Is Gold!

By Jamie Vos in Funny On 10th April 2016
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One day, after 55 years of marriage, I looked at my wife and I wasn’t happy.

“40 years ago we had a run down house, a junk car, slept on the floor and watched a 8—inch black and white TV,

But I got to sleep with a hot 22yearold girl every night."

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“Now, I have a $700,000 home, a $75,000 car, a huge King size big bed and a huge flat screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 75—year—old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,

driving a junk car, sleeping on the floor and watching a 5inch black and white TV because that money would be hers.

And that's why I love her!