Man Describes Tragic ‘Poopocalypse’ When A Roomba Crossed A Dog Sh*t

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One day, you're living a peaceful life. The next day, everything's gone to sh*t. Literally. That's what happened to Jesse Newton, a family man from Little Rock, Arkansas. Watch him document a hilarious experience he now calls "the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening."

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Wow. Sounds serious. How did it all begin? Let's hear it from the horses mouth. (Or the man's Facebook page.)

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If you're wondering what on earth a Roomba is, that's okay. I had no idea either, probably because I'm poor. It's basically a really expensive automated vacuum cleaner. You can set it on a timer and it cleans up after you without being manually operated. You can literally clean without lifting a finger or, in the Newtons' case, without even being awake! Here's what it looks like:

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I guess this time, the convenience of not being there to oversee the Roomba's duties backfired a little bit. Okay, more than a little bit. Keep reading to see how bad this "poopening" really was.

Jessie Newton was in for a rude shock after his Roomba was done spreading the evidence of the great "poopocalypse" that had happened while he slept. Check out what he had to say!

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As if the description wasn't terrifying enough, Jesse included an artistic impression of what a "Jackson Pollock poop painting" looks like. Brace yourselves.

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And then, as Jesse said, the horror. What could the horror be other than the spine-tingling prospect of cleaning up after an automated cleaning device? I can't begin to imagine the agony. Then again, I don't have to. Jesse explained it all.

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At this point, it's clear Jesse couldn't finish this task alone. It was time to bring out the tools.

Understandably, even a man as committed to reversing the tragic effects of the "pooptastrophe" had to call it a night and get some rest. He lived to fight another day. Click on to page three to see what happened the following day.

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After hosing, scrubbing and soaking, it was clear that this great pooping incident was far from over. There was still the Roomba itself to consider. Oh, the Roomba.

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Considering the fact that the Gods allowed his dog to poop on his carpet during the exact time window when his vacuum cleaner went twirling around his house, it doesn't seem like they were around to hear his plea. However, this story has a happy ending.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of one man's triumph against poop. If you're having a hard time today, just remember that even when the sh*t hits the fan (or the carpet), there's always a light at the end of the tunnel.