Life long commitments would get stagnant and stale without being able to look at the humorous reality of sharing your life, love and quirks with your partner.
Married People Will Lol At These Hilariously True Tweets About Marriage!
By
Teresa Thomerson in
Funny
On 13th January 2016
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#1 Let the butt-kissing commence!
#2 It's a race to the finish line!
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#3 Oh yeah, sexy darling!
#4 How about you put them in different spots?
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#5 They love to lure you to the dark side with all it's treats.
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#6 The same works for dogs.
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#7 Because after a certain time length of being together, we all turn into the vultures from the animated "Jungle Book."
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#8 Hint-it's the one who feeds it.
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#9 Because the rest of it and the covers are MINE! Manifest Destiny!
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#10 I'm sure he loved the passive-aggressive way you talked to him while doing it too.
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#11 They never will...
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#12 Sounds like beans for dinner.
#13 And it's the way your spouse does it.
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#14 It's an impressive feat.
#15 And saying "Nothing I can think of." and then while walking out of the store getting the "OH! We need {blank}!" text.
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#16 This one has learned the wifey language well.
#17 Keeping the romance alive.
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#18 It's the tv trap!
#19 Got each others social media backs.
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#20 They're always the most comfy.
#21 Too true...
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#22 So close them, woman!
#23 Selective memory does happen to guys too!
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#24 The effort would kill people.
#25 Or do... you're screwed either way.
