By the hammer of Thor! Didn't Marvel hire script supervisors? Get ready to ruin the Marvel Universe for yourself.
Marvel Movie Errors You Won't Be Able To Un-See
By
Editorial Staff in
Entertainment
On 3rd December 2016
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#1 In the universe of the Avengers, even the cars are super-powered.
This one has a self-repairing bumper, we see. We wonder what that does for car insurance rates?
#2 Remember when Spider-Man grabs a lamp with his web? No?
That's okay. Neither did the filmmakers.
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#3 Tony Stark doesn't have healing properties, last time we checked.
So why how did the blood on his neck disappear between shots? Oh, right. Someone just forgot to add it.
#4 They probably abbreviate Professor Charles Xavier's name as "Professor X" to avoid misspelling it all the time.
The X-Men seem to have a problem with spelling, if the credits of "X-Men 3" are any indication.
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#5 Peter Parker always has the perfect pithy comment, even in the midst of battle.
some broken planks inexplicably disappear from his shoulder after a fall, though, he totally neglects to say, "Huh. They must have gotten bored." Get it? Because "board?"
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#6 Spider-Man's mask has a self-cleaning function on the lenses.
That's got to come in handy.
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#7 Wait, we have a theory about this one.
Tony Stark probably built a cybernetic Bluetooth for Pepper Potts. When she's not using it, she just sucks it back up into her ear.
