Men Describe The Creepiest Things Women Have Ever Done To Them!

#1 She pretended to be something outrageous...

Make-believe can be fun, but these girls took it to the creepy level super fast.

She pretended she was a cat:

"One chick meowed and purred and pretended to be a cat immediately after sex. It wasn't playful silly stuff, she was dead fucking serious and kept it up for a little while. She would meow when I asked her questions, lick her hands like paws, the whole nine yards. I didn't see her anymore after that."

Another man had this happen to him:

"I once dated a girl who thought she was an owl. She complained that her "astral wings" were sore one time and I asked her why she said that, and then she admitted that she was an otherkin and that she was afraid that I would think she was weird if she told me.

She was right to be afraid, I will never believe in that bullshit attention cry."

And then there's this loveliness:

"There was this girl, we'll call her Cherry, I was in a dance class with. Very attractive, lots of tattoos, incredibly flirty, but she had a boyfriend so I brushed it off.

Well, the story starts when I broke her boyfriend's ribs (by accident). She starts texting me later saying she thought it was super hot (should've been the first clue). We start texting back and forth, it's getting more aggressive. Then I find out they're in an open relationship and she has permission from her boyfriend to do whatever with me. Weird, but being a 20-something guy I'm okay with it

So we're fooling around for a few weeks and it starts becoming clear that something weird is going on. I came home a few times to find Cherry and her boyfriend drunk on my porch writing me weird love notes

Then one night she's trying to get me to go to her boyfriend's birthday party. I had other plans so I just said no but she was being very persistent. I go do my thing, ignore her texts, go home and pass out around 1am

I wake up around 5am and there's someone standing at the foot of my bed. I can see the outline of fairy wings. At first, I think I'm hallucinating but then the figure moves a little. Obviously, it's Cherry. She had decided to come see why I had stopped responding and climbed up into my second story bathroom window. wtf possesses someone to do that?!?

I escorted her out of the house, double and triple checked that every door and the windows were locked, and never talked to her again. Luckily I also moved halfway across the country later that week."

#2 That escalated quickly.

Overly attached girlfriend is a novice compared to these women. The first man's tale is about a girl he met through a friend of a friend.

"Met a girl who was a friend of a friend. She has some severe mental disorders, pretty sure one of them is Asperger's, but definitely some other stuff going on too. Completely blind to normal social cues and etiquette, would ignore or forget whatever you told her if she didn't like it. She decided that she and I were soul mates because we were born in the same year. She got my phone number from a business card I'd carelessly left laying around and started calling for no reason. After two or three calls where she'd blather on about nothing for ten minutes, run out of stuff to say, and start over again until I literally hung up on her, I stopped taking her calls. She changed her phone number four times over six months to trick me into answering. She showed up at my work multiple times. She couldn't drive, she'd ride the bus. When I told her I was busy with work and want going to talk with her and she have to leave, she'd "miss" the bus and have to come back because the next one wasn't for another hour. One time she "ran away" from home by hopping on the Greyhound; she texted me at 3 am from a city six hours away asking for money so she could come home, and if no money, could I come and get her?

Now, at no point did I ever lead her on in the slightest. I was polite and civil when I first met her, I was very blunt in telling her we would never be together, and after she ignored all that I started being downright rude. The only way I got her to finally stop harassing me was to ignore her entirely while my friends simultaneously ran interference for a continuous six months or so."

This guy had this fun encounter:

"Within the first 10 minutes of meeting a girl, she told me that she wanted to marry me on Facebook."

This takes the cake:

"A female co-worker had a crush on me, and "accidentally" ran into me (literally) at the public mall when I was in the middle of a conversation with a friend.

She then proceeded to ask me if I was going to rape her. Specifically, she said 'So are you going to rape me now?' No context, or even sexual talk having ever occurred between us that might justify it, or make it potentially a (unfunny) joke, or anything. It was just out of nowhere."

#3 Welcome to the lovely world of pedophiles.

Mom pulls a "Mrs. Robinson" on two 11-year-olds:

"I was 11 and at a friends place when his mother came from the tanning bed, opened up her robe and asked if we boys thought her tan was nice (she was nude beneath the robe).

Really creepy."

Two women and a guy approach a teenager for sex:

"So the other day I'm casually sitting in the cafe inside my gym, waiting for my friend who was just showering. I was literally just sitting at a table with some coffee and playing games on my phone.

Then out of nowhere this woman comes and sits next to me, I look up at her, and she stares intently into my eyes. 'Hey honey do you mind if I sit here?' she asks. 'Umm, yeah sure go ahead' I told her rather confused.

Now, I should let you know, I'm a 17-year-old white Jewish kid and she's a black women in her 30s. I could never see what she'd want with me.

She slowly stares me up and down and asks if I want to join her for her workout, I declined, telling her that I just finished actually. She says something along the lines of 'I can sure see that,' with a wink. Now its getting even creepier as she tries to nudge closer to me and as she stares deeply into my eyes. I just nervously smile.

Then out of nowhere this hulking black guy appears behind her, my first thought is that this guy is about to fuck me up. He's about to open a can of whoop-ass on me. He extends his hand. Whelp. Then he shakes my hand and says to what I have now figured is his client, 'Is this young man joining us today?' Before she can even answer another woman joins the duo, she too is staring intently into my eyes.

For a few moments they all just stand there, smiling at me, then staring only to look at each other and smile more. This is beyond awkward.

Then they all just nod at me and leave.

I have no idea what they wanted, but something tells me they were scouting for someone to join their threesomes, someone ironic, and they all wanted me."

#4 Where did that come from?

Random woman "violently licks" guys nose:

"I was having lunch with a couple of friends when a woman my mother's age sat down next to me at our table and started rambling about how beautiful she thought my face was. I was weirded out, but flattered, until she asked me if she could touch my face. She claimed to be a sculptor. She said it would help her recreating my face for an art piece she was doing. I told her, no, but she proceeded to grope my face anyway. My friends burst out in hysterical laughter as I was trying to get her off of me. Suddenly she started to violently lick my nose and trying to tongue fuck me in my nostrils. This is when a waiter pulled her off me and dragged her out of the restaurant. She waited for me outside in her car, took a picture of me when I left the restaurant over an hour later, and quickly drove off."

Stranger on a train gets scary and weird:

"I'm on the train. This girl behind me is having the most boring phone conversation I've ever heard. Some guy she thinks is cute or something.

I keep listening, though, mostly because she's too loud to block out... And things get weird. The guy she's describing sounds pretty physically identical to me.

So I turn around, and this girl says 'Oh. He's looking at me now. I wonder what he'll do. I wonder if he likes me.'

She also DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING PHONE."

She smacked me a few times then started screaming that I hit her:

"Hooked up with a girl at a bar. She and I and several other people go back to her place. She brings me into her bedroom and we make out a little. She's on top of me and starts laughing pretty weird and slaps me, then laughs really hard and slaps me a few more times then starts screaming at the top of her lungs that I hit her. That was fun."

#5 Taking it too far!

Girl asks guy to marry him after working with him for one day:

"This happened when I was 16.

I worked at a grocery store and my first day on the job this girl, who I only said like three sentences to handed me a note before she left for the day and told me not to read it until she was gone.

Well, I thought a note was a bit weird since that was grade school stuff but whatever. I open the note and it says things like:

'I love you, I want to be with you, we need to have children together even though we're both only teenagers' and it just prattled on and on. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on this chick.

So the next day at work she asks sheepishly if I've read her note and I said yes but I wasn't really looking for a relationship at the time. Her face lost all expression for a second and then she smiled and said something to the effect of 'No worries, I thought I'd try' and we continued on working.

That night, when I left work there were about 50 notes taped to my Jeep. LONG notes too! I have no clue how she wrote this much in a day. The notes said things like 'I hate you you're a fucking asshole I hope you die' and other notes said things like 'I'm sorry for writing that note that called you an asshole. I really like you and want to be with you

#6 Don't worry, there's a lot more girl creeps about!

This happened to one man:

"She gave me a framed picture of herselfon the second date."

And to another:

"43 missed calls between 3:30am and 4:30am."

Don't worry, it gets worse:

"I went out with a girl who would write her name on everything I owned because she now owned me and all my stuff, and I would think of her all the time.

It was cute at first but when you go to put a pair of boxers on and she's written her name on the cleaning tag, it starts to get a bit creepy."

And there's this:

"I had a girl send me emails for two years. They started off as poetry and love letters, but early in year two they took a turn for the worse. The last one said that she despised me, that I was a piece of shit, and that I should have died overseas (I was in the Army at one point)

It included a graphic and loving description of my death."

#7 The self-harmers are out there, too.

Girl carves guys initials into self:

"I had a girlfriend when I was young who carved a heart with my first initial inside it into the flesh of her hip."

She screamed bloody murder while dreaming.

"There was a girl I was romantically interested. She was very nice and amazing in bed. However, she screamed bloody murder in her sleep as she dreamt. I couldn't do it. It was terrifying. Every night was terrifying."

After the first time we slept together, she went into the bathroom and cut herself about dozen times."

#8 There's still more.

She was obsessed with bruises.

"First ever girlfriend was a nut. Seemed like a normal, cute, shy and demure young lady. I should have known. She was obsessed with bruises and would use makeup and flower petals to make her skin look bruised, and always wanted me to give her big gnarly hickeys and always gave me big gnarly ones too. She made hair dolls (of her own hair) for her friends and made a lot of weird art about herself being some kind of tragic heroine beset by madness and oppression. When I finally had had enough of her begging me to tell her I loved her and waxing melancholic all the live long day when I refused to lie, I told her we were through and she just said "I'm dead." She then would do things like get drunk with her friends and tell them "let's get on this bus and see where it goes" then take the bus that went to my house and roams my neighborhood looking for me."

#9 Full blown stalker.

Girl's years-long obsession meets a morbid end:

"Okay, long story.

When I was 19 I moved out of my parents' house and got an apartment. It was in a relatively safe neighborhood, but still affordable. One bedroom, one bath. Very modest. Nothing fancy.

Anyway, I was on the second floor, above an old man who couldn't hear anything and below a couple in their early 20s who fought and screamed all the f*cking time, and when they weren't fighting they took turns having loud, obnoxious sex in the wee morning hours or rolling giant f*cking boulders around the floor at all times of day apparently.

One day, boyfriend gets violent and the cops take him away. Girl continues living there, but she comes down to me to let me know he's gone and because I was a relatively big guy then (300+ lbs) she said he's not supposed to come by, but can I have your number in case he does? This was before cell phones, so I gave it to her.

I should mention that I had a girlfriend (Sue) at this time, and she did not like the upstairs girl (Jen).

Anyway, Jen calls me one night right before midnight. 'Are you okay?' I ask. 'Yeah. What are you doing?' She asks. 'Getting to bed, I have to be at work at 7. I work early.' 'Wanna come f*ck me?' She says. Very direct.

'Uh, I've got a girlfriend Jen. Talk to you later.'

Two hours later, she calls me and wakes me up. She's crying. 'Why don't you think I'm attractive? Why don't you want to f*ck me? I saw your girlfriend and she's fat. Why don't you want to fuck me? I swear I won't tell anybody. But you have to break up with her. It won't work. She doesn't love you like I do.'

Keep in mind all those words came out at lightning speed and she was drunk. She just kept prattling on like that, I couldn't get a word in edgewise. Finally, I ended up just hanging up. 30 seconds later she's banging on my door. I decided to ignore it. She starts yelling. It's almost two AM. She's screaming. Crying. Banging on the door.

I do the only thing I can think of - I call the police. They say it'll be 45 minutes.

It took them an hour, and she was banging on the door screaming and crying for the entire hour. They take her back to her apartment and calm her down. An officer takes a statement. He keeps asking 'Was she ever in this apartment?' and questions like that. 'At no point did you allow her to enter the premises?'

She'd never, ever been inside my place. She told the cops a very different story - that we'd been intimate, that I'd kicked her out in the middle of sex without her keys or her wallet. I told the cop he was free to search. He looked around for about 10 minutes, seemed satisfied, and then thanked me and left. At this point, it's near four AM.

4:30 rolls around, and she calls me and wakes me up. She's apologizing. She's crying. She's so sorry she got like that, but she just misses him SO MUCH. At this point, I tell her I think it's a bad idea that we talk anymore. I tell her I understand how hard it is, but that I'm going to miss work and I can't afford to miss a day's pay.

She seems to get that and hangs up.

I go to work after getting maybe 2 hours sleep in total. I'm a zombie all day. I get home at 4:30, ready to crash. Sue, my girlfriend, was going to bring dinner by after she got off work at eight. I have 4fouror so hours to sleep.

My apartment is completely spotless. Somebody came in and cleaned it. Better yet, they vacuumed, and I still didn't even own one yet. There are freshly made cookies on the table. Sue must have gotten off early, I think. 'Sue!?' I say, and walk to the bedroom. There, of course, is Jen. Naked except for thigh high stockings and a hair tie. She's lying on her back, and as I come in she pulls her knees back to her shoulders, smiles at me, and says 'Shove your f*cking cock in me until I cry.'

I just turned around and ran out of my own apartment. Scared like a little boy. I would have run all the way to the office but I was in terrible shape so I walked. In the lobby I called the police again, they came and arrested her. Charged her with some minor things like B&E or trespassing (forget which) and she spends a couple nights in jail since her parents/friends don't bail her out.

Behavior like this happens for weeks. I have some friends stay at my house, including Sue, during this time so I'm never alone because I'm worried she's crazy and might do something weird.

She's constantly knocking on the door and arguing with the people staying at my place. She offers to 'Share me' with Sue, offers to go down on Sue, then eventually tries to get Sue to leave me and move in with her and that they'll be like the lesbian Bonnie and Clyde.

A week or two later she is being evicted (I guess they were late on rent already by like two months and eviction had begun) and as some form of weird protest, she paints her upper torso and face bright pink with some kind of body paint and wears a green bikini top as they drag her kicking and screaming out of the place. Police end up arresting her again for something.

My six months lease is up and I'm uncomfortable with her knowing where I live, so I move. I get an unlisted number/address. I am about 10 miles from the old place. A couple months after I move in, there's a knock at the door on a Saturday afternoon. It's Jen. She followed me from my work during the week, then waited until Sue left and now she wants to apologize. She says she's medicated, she wants to apologize. I tell her I can't let her in, and that she needs to leave. I tell her I hope she's better, but I can't let her in.

Predictably, she goes nuts. Another call to the cops as I lean on my own door to keep her from pushing it in. Another arrest.

For a while, I didn't hear from her. Six months, a year. I moved three states away, broke up with Sue (unrelated to this) and was single. It's been about three to four years, and suddenly I get a MySpace friend request from her. I ignore it. Then I get a tirade of emails. Long winded, lacking punctuation. A stream of consciousness. Clearly mentally ill. I just ignore them, what else can I do?

This is about 2002.

It dies down a bit. 2005, I hear back from her on Facebook. Same thing. I ignore it again.

2006, Sue messages me out of the blue. Haven't talked to her in like eight years. She says Jen came into her work and wanted info on me, where I was, what I was doing. She was dragged out by security.

2008, Jen finds my little brother's Facebook while he's in college. Makes a road trip across three states to find him at school. Finds his dorm and goes to talk to him. He has no idea who she is. She threatens him, he and two friends kick her out of the dorm. He calls me, I explain. He calls the cops. They do nothing.

Six months later she accosts him at his work - a bar - his boss (female) punches her square in the mouth during a fight to get her out of the building and Jen loses two teeth. She sues the bar, the owner counter-sues, and Jen is found mentally incompetent and placed under some form of mental hold in a facility.

2012 - Jen is out of the mental illness facility and heavily medicated. Her 'counselor' contacts me on Facebook. 'Would I like to help her put her past behind her?' she asks. She wants to set up a face-to-face. I have a wife, I have a kid. I say no thank you. 'Counselor' gets very frustrated and tells me I'm a terrible person.

2013 - Jen commits suicide by jumping off a cliff somewhere in Arizona. Her body is found months after the fact and identified by the wallet.

Part of me wonders what I did to cause this? I literally never did anything out of the ordinary or said anything out of the ordinary to her. I was her downstairs neighbor for a couple of months by the time this started - and it caused over a decade of fixation. Mental illness is a hell of a thing."

#10 The kidnappers.

Unfortunately, this seems pretty common.

Girl tries to kidnap guy:

"When I was at a party a few years ago, it was right after I'd had a fight with my then-girlfriend and I was drinking kind of heavily (I'm generally a heavyweight but I was drinking a lot and fast). This one girl was constantly around me all night and I was warned by a couple people that she was going to hit on me. Whatever, I can deal with it. She was flirting with me a little bit and I made sure to add in my girlfriend to the conversation topic so there was no misunderstanding. Didn't matter. Every time I went to talk to someone else I would feel a small butt grab, and when I looked around she was backing up giggling. Once it started getting not-so-lightly I straight up told her to stop, I had a girlfriend.

Anyway later in the night when I was significantly drunk I was sitting down on a chair while most people were off in another room doing something else. Well, she comes in and I guess decides this is the perfect chance. She sits on my lap and starts trying to kiss me and every time I move away she bites my neck. She starts to grab at my crotch too, and even after I hit her hand away it goes right back (remember I'm significantly drunk so not all my coordination is all there).

The last thing I remember is trying to get up to get her off my lap and then I wake up the next morning in a friend of mine's room on the floor (one of the hosts). I walk out and ask her what happened and she told me the girl was trying to walk me out of the door, telling the others she was just taking me back to 'take care of me' at her apartment. My friend said no dice and locked me in her room (while checking on me relatively often) so that the girl couldn't sneak in and try anything. The girl apparently got very upset when this happened and stormed out."

She drugged and nearly raped me:

"I was 17 and at a club a town over with my friends. When we got to the club we met up with some people my friend knew, one of her friends (let's call her Date Rapist) is a couple of years older than I was and had taken an interest in me. For most of the night, we were dancing and hanging out and generally having a good time, all except for Date Rapist who spent most of the night trying to separate me from my friends. After many failed attempts at trying to get me to "walk her to the bathroom" or "go look around,on " she finally managed to get me to go with her to get a drink. When we got to the bar she ordered two drinks and while I was fumbling around looking for my wallet he slipped something into it. Whatever Date Rapist put into the drink was strong because 5 minutes later I completely blacked out, my friends told me that she had tried to give me a handjob when I was almost unconscious and when one of her friends tried to stop her she attempted to take me back home with her, in the process gripping my arm so tightly that is started to bleed. After that incident, we went back to my friend's house, however, Date Rapist was also meant to stay there that night so my friend had to take me to her room and share a bed with me that night in case Date Rapist tried anything else. When I woke up the evening after my friend told me that Date Rapist had tried to do this to other men before."

#11 There's more rapists.

She pretty much tried to rape me:

"Had a girl fall in love with me in high school. She was a freshman and I was a junior. I had the same girlfriend all throughout high school, and occasionally we'd get into an argument and "take a break". Every time this girl got wind of it, she tried desperately to get me to go out with her. I made the mistake one time of taking her to homecoming out of pity. I went to drive her home and she was giving me directions to her place, which ended up just taking us to the middle of nowhere. She then started stripping and tried to pretty much rape me. I stopped her and took her home. After that, I would occasionally see her spying on me when I was out on dates with my girlfriend. I have no idea how she followed me to some of those places. Last I heard she was in a mental hospital for attempted suicide, and she was pregnant by a 35-year-old man when she was 16."

#12 Moms with issues...

Post-coital abortion-photo shocker:

"I slept with a girl I met online and after we had sex and were lying there she asked if I'd like to see a photo of her daughter. I said ok and she reached under her pillow and handed me a picture of a bloody, dead, stillborn baby with a pink hat on."

"Ican feel myself getting pregnant!":

"I'll make this short, terrifying, and easily read. Me a 22-year-old virgin. Meet a girl on WoW. Meet up after a couple weeks. She suggests we watch a movie. 20 minutes in, asks me "why aren't we having sex yet, " I say "dunno" "take your pants off" "k" she mounts me. Instantly impales herself on my girth. Massive grinding. She cums instantly. I begin regretting the past week. Ask her to stop. She ignores. Ask her to get off me. She ignores. I try pushing her off. She won't let me up. I can feel myself cumming. She still won't get off. Unload my first real load into a woman. Unwillingly. It's insanely large amounts and copious. She still won't get off me. I'm freaking out. Can't hit her, can't fight back, have to take it or be accused of rape. She forces my erupting doodle against/partially into her cervix. Looks at me with insane eyes. "Ican feel myself getting pregnant! My egg loves all your warm sperm."

Worst day of my life."

She told me that she was planning to kill herself once she found someone stable enough and reliable enough to care for her kids:

"A few years back I hung out with some chick that worked in the same mall I did at the time. We had spoken once or twice prior, but this was the first time (and last time, actually) that we had done anything outside of work. Nothing major just went for a walk on the beach with her son, talked, etc

Then we got back to her apartment, and she pretty much told me that she was planning to kill herself once she found someone stable enough and reliable enough to care for her kids. Then got upset when I did not want to spend the night with them, or date her. Go figure."

#13 Crazy Kinks

She always wanted to kiss me while I was shitting:

"My ex used to always wanna kiss me when I was having a shit and I'd be sat there mid-drop shouting what the fuck are you doing like?! literally this bathroom must smell from the gorilla fingers I've dropped into the ceramic bowl babe? she'd always try and come back with sweet shit like naa I love you, babe, it's easy to overlook.

Wanna know what isn't easy to overlook? How I've been shitting peacefully for 21 years of my life until you came into it and fucked up my private poo time!!!"

She liked shoveling food into guys' mouths until they got fat:

"I dated a girl about three years ago who had a thing for fat. Not fat guys, but fat on guys

I was in pretty good shape when we started dating; about 175, visible abs (not quite a six-pack, but pretty good for never working out.) I wasn't a fitness buff or anything, but I like a lot of outdoor activities, and I don't really eat fast food. But dating this girl was like having your own personal gourmet chef. She could make a four-course meal fit for Julia Child with one hand tied behind her back.

We met at a friend's party, and I didn't date her for the food, there were other cool things about her. But man, I still miss that food sometimes.

About four months in, I'm feeling pretty good about this. I've put on about twenty pounds, but I don't really care that much. The relationship is so good, I'm starting to think we could go all the way. It was around this time she let slip how much more attractive she thought I was with the weight, and that she kinda had a fat fetish.

This should have been a big warning sign, but at the time, I thought "Hell, why not." She was still a pretty awesome girl, and I could rock the chubby look.

Over the next five months, though, it started getting really weirdly intense. She started feeding me at basically every opportunity; throughout the day, watching TV, in bed. She even wanted to do it during sex, but I honestly couldn't handle that. I was starting to get pretty big too, pushing 230. Still didn't care that much about the weight, but I was getting more and more uncomfortable with the situation.

The final straw was waking up one night to her playing and (I kid you not) making out with my gut.

I was outta the house that night.

Last I heard, she was with some 50-year-old guy built like a sumo wrestler."

#14 You think you know a person

Friend's girlfriend randomly shows up for sex:

"My buddy's girlfriend showed up at my front door drunk and ready to bang. She professed her love for me and had built up this secret relationship between the two of us in her head. Like, we had our song and stuff like that. She said that the only reason that she was still with him was so that she could see me. I was pretty creeped out.

I was polite but told her that I wasn't interested in any way. I made sure that she got home safe and then called my friend to tell him what happened. When he confronted her, she said that we had slept together that night. He called me on speakerphone in front of her and asked what happened. I told him the same story I told him the night before. He broke up with her right there and threw her out of his house.

She emailed me about six months later to tell me that she missed me. I did not respond."

Girl chokes guy, vomits:

"Well I was at a party when this girl that I went to university with (and I only treated as a classmate) tried to choke me into telling her the name of the girl that I was seeing so that she could in her words 'help' me, and only let go when she threw up on herself. That was pretty traumatic and creepy, 0/10 would not do again."

Girl asks guy to drink her blood:

"Not exactly romantic, but the first night I was hooking up with this beautiful girl, she wanted to prove how dirty she could be. I had told her that I liked to try interesting things in bed, and she said 'Yeah well, I'm up for anything. See this scar?' (Points to her left clavicle.) 'That's where I cut myself so my last boyfriend could drink my blood.'

But...she was still super hot so I pretended that was totally normal."

#15 Didn't think it was over, did you?

She threatened to commit suicide if I didn't elope to Vegas with her:

"I had a girl who had been diagnosed with BPD, Schizophrenia, and bi-polar disorder borderline stalks me after I told her I wouldn't date her. I finally thought she'd given up when she started dating a guy and got engaged. NOPE

She called me the night before the wedding telling me that she'd only dated that guy and gotten engaged to him to force me to realize that I loved her. She then told me that I needed to pick her up and elope with her to Vegas. I told her no, she offered me her virginity before we eloped to Vegas (I'm one of those no sex before marriage guys and she supposedly had similar convictions.) I told her no and hung up

Then she sent me a text telling me that she'd taken a bunch of sleeping pills and she wasn't going to the hospital unless I was the one taking her there on the way to Vegas to elope. I called her roommate and told her to deal with it. Turns out she was lying. So I blocked her number."

She had her friend punch and jump on her stomach to kill the fetus inside her:

"I got a girl pregnant when I was 14 and she had her friend punch and jump on her stomach repeatedly to kill it. She expelled the dead fetus into a toilet some time later. I try not to think about it. Edit: She also carved a heart with our initials into her hip with a razor blade and smeared pen ink on it. She's now a lesbian stripper."

To quote a now ex-girlfriend:

"Sometimes I think about smothering you in my bed so that you'll stay with me forever."

During sex, she told me she likes my dick so much she wants to cut it off and masturbate with it.

She went off her meds and came at me with a butcher knife:

"My then-GF went off her meds and ascended the stairs towards me with a butcher knife in each hand, scraping them along the walls.I locked myself in the bathroom while she pleaded in a baby voice to let her in and eventually she left."